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Liverpool, England
Joined October 2020
Please be aware that currently the M11
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Jacob retweeted
im cryingggshgs
leaving butt and ball prints on the bench is crazy work
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When people say “this isn’t Man United”, what they’re really saying is that it isn’t Fergie’s Man United. They’ve been shit now for 13 years since he left and they were shit for 25 years before he joined
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Billie Eilish is a bit boring as she was on only a few years ago Interested to see what Sam Fender will play because he only has 4 songs that casuals will actually know. Thought he’d do this after a couple more albums
🎪 HARRY STYLES. BILLIE EILISH. SAM FENDER. The Mail on Sunday reports that all three are set to headline Glastonbury 2027, with Billie reportedly now secured. If this is our Pyramid trio, are you happy? 👀 worthywatch.co.uk/leaderboar…
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Whole demographic around them is cringe, remember all the talk about ‘fergie’s blessing’ when carrick got the interim gig. Just pack it in
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Tr*nt benched again the day Araujo dropped a masterclass at RB again
🚨🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃 𝐗𝐈 🚨🚨
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Just a little update on Trent Alexander Arnold’s Ballon D’or charge tonight
🔴 BARCELONA vs REAL MADRID ⚪️ Starting XI's confirmed! ✅
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And that my friends is why they put the red cartel on the half 4 kickoffs Everyone criticised me for this. Did you enjoy the game?
Did I just see Sunderland vs Leeds billed as a half 4 kickoff on a Sunday or am I bugging
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Jacob retweeted
asked alonso to beat a top 6 team
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I love how certain people assume once you hit a certain age your only options for hobbies are either alcoholism or existential dread and anything else is childish.
Fox News anchors slam Grand Theft Auto 6 for its violence, saying when you're 40 you shouldn't play violent video games, and even claiming you can play them on refrigerators and calculators. "It's just crime, anarchy, debauchery on the streets of Miami. And hookers."
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They done brought Pogba Senior back from the dead that’s how bad it is
INEOS spent all this money hiring people like Berrada and Wilcox for a "football infrastructure." These lot have a worse hit rate than Ed Woodward whose entire football philosophy was signing players purely based on how cool their announcement video would be
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United should sack Carrick and then immediately appoint him as interim manager to sort this mess out
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I think United should consider an interim manager next. Just let everything calm down a bit. Why not a former player? They would know the club inside out. It's got to be an advantage. And if they do ok, why not give them the gig full time next summer?
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The year is 2008. Manchester United just won their 3rd Champions League, with Milan winning their 7th the year before… Meanwhile, AFC Bournemouth has just been relegated to League Two after finishing 21st in League One. 18 years later:
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Imagine telling a Bournemouth fan 20 years ago that they'd beat both AC Milan and Manchester United 3-0 in the same week
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Keep working. Keep fighting. 💪🏾➕3️⃣🔴
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Brentford Brighton Bournemouth. Axis of death. The Bermuda Triangle
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Another @carlsberg Player of the Match performance from Ronald Araujo 💪
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It’s a fantastic finish not a patch on Origi at Bournemouth tho
"What a finish!" 😮‍💨 Evanilson makes it 3-0 to Bournemouth with a stunning goal
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Manchester United 0-3 AFC Bournemouth:
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Jacob retweeted
Iraola's Liverpool record is 8W 3D against teams that haven't been found guilty of cheating on an industrial scale. He deserves more credit than he's getting
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