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The Arsenal/Breast cancer survivor/Queer/Knitter/Cat mum to @MeezerCats / Unapologetic Smartarse / vegan #RockyRemembered #UpTheArse

Brooklyn, NY/ London
Joined May 2011
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The weekend stirred something inside of me. I’m planning on moving back to the UK in 2028. But now I’m going to try and see if I can move back sooner. My company have a presence in the UK, so even if I can’t afford to retire just yet, I might be able to afford to move and work
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If anyone thinks this is real, you really do need to get your head out your arse 🤣🤣 The use of language and the spelling mistakes alone are comical 🤣🤣🤣. This is not how a professional body of any kind would react. Cry harder Liverpool fans 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[🟢] BREAKING: PGMOL statement on Alexander Isak penalty shout. (@SkySportPL)
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Defensive masterclass ✅ We shut them out ✅ Zero shots on target on their on turf ✅ What an amazing feeling ❤️🤍 #TheArsenal #LIVARS #PremierLeague
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This is my mates daughter, running the marathon today. She is in wave 4. She has no clue who I am lol. But we have The Arsenal 🥰❤️🤍
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My brother and I always had a sinking feeling on this fixture. Would love to get 3 points today #UpTheArse
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Ness-a-guin-ness-a-guin Evening all
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smartarsegooner❤️🤍🏆 retweeted
GANHAMOS! A Paulista lotada mandou seu recado pro Brasil e pro mundo. Um mar de gente, esperança e futuro tomando as ruas. 🚁 Daniel Frias / @midianinja
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So fucking creepy.. imagine him saying it about your wife or daughter… And where is the Christian outrage? Thou shalt not covet…. Disgusting pedo misogynistic twunt
Trump is now talking about Nicki Minaj’s “one hell of a beautiful ass”. This is how the country has fallen. This is sexual harassment.
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I can’t help but smirk at this United debacle. The meltdown is top class drama
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smartarsegooner❤️🤍🏆 retweeted
I have not seen a United performance this bad since... *checks notes* Wednesday.
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And just to be clear. As much as this 60 yr old would love to claim it - I’m not from Grimsby 🤣
Just so that everybody knows, the person behind this account was actually a 60 year old lady from Grimsby - not the hot Italian girl you all thought you were talking to!
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Proud of the lads tonight. Hold your heads high. Top opponents - and we held them to a draw on their turf! #UpTheArse And so happy for Eze getting that lovely goal
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I just don’t get the folks that have nothing but negativity. It’s not been a bad half at all. #UpTheArse
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Phew! Another battle won. I can imagine Alan’s laid back - “of course we won, never in doubt” attitude 🥰❤️🤍 #TheArsenal
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Well that wasn’t the most inspiring half #UpTheArse
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Terry Venables will be rolling in his grave at this game! #BHACRY
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