LJ

How lucky can one guy be I kissed her and she kissed me Like a fella once said, “Ain’t that a kick in the head?”

😭😭😭

Long live the Emperor. (He voiced Emperor Uriel Septim VII in The Elder Scrolls 4)

So many fucking tourists making stupid ass remarks about The Elder Scrolls Six. Bunch of larps that have done like one fully modded play through of Skyrim.

Both holes CRACKED

Fresh off the boat in Seyda Neen. I get my papers from the Office and step out into the quiet village. Within microsecond I hear “dirty N’wah” and of course when I turn I see a dark skinned DUNMER staring at me. I won’t lie I almost said bring back the Chimer.

There’s a chance I didn’t sleep

Some of the tweets I see remind me of why I don’t try to date anymore after what happened the first time 😭💔

Under the circumstances I’ve been shockingly nice

Seeing a whole lot of tweets about esex today 😟

It has arrived in the mail

I have the music kit for a reason ❤️

Walking through Nipton and this guy runs up talking about “Guess who won the lottery? I did!” Safe to say I took his head off immediately for the bottle caps. Then I walk a bit further into Nipton….. turns out that lottery wasn’t for some caps….

Huge things happening tomorrow

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

I don’t even wanna do the whole girlfriend thing I’m skipping right to #wife

I’m such a lonely chud holy moly

All I’m gonna say is those Molag Bal worshippers, no matter what province they from, Skyrim, Morrowind, Hammerfell, Highrock. A lot of them get REAL quiet when I ask what happened to the Daughters of Coldharbour. (Don’t look up what I’m talking about this is for those who already know)

Spit in your mouth and spank that ass ‼️

I didn’t even do anything tho why is this happening