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Air Force Brat. Avid Reader. Brunette. Christian. Dog Person. INTJ. Master's Degreed. Razorback. Southern. World Traveler. That's alphabetical.

Charleston, SC
Joined January 2011
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I imagine a Venn diagram of antivaxxers and people who don't pull over for emergency vehicles is just one circle.
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I'm home alone, bored, and anxious. Do you really expect me to not stress pick my face on top of everything else??
All I want for Christmas is for @jvn to cut my hair and give me a new nickname.
That thing where I haven't logged in to Twitter in over six months. 👋
Vote for @TouchstoneKSU! teapawt.net/LitMagMadness/status/9…
It's the 2018 #LitMagMadness finals! Who takes home the crown (aka bragging rights, since we don't have the funds for a real trophy)? @KState's @TouchstoneKSU or @TexasTech's @IHLR? Check out their works: touchstonekstate.org and ironhorsereview.com then vote Vote VOTE!!!
38%Touchstone Magazine
62%Iron Horse Lit Review
921 votes • Final results
Before I was in @PBRbookclub , I was the Editor-in-Chief of @TouchstoneKSU. Give K-State a vote in @LitMagMadness's match? teapawt.net/LitMagMadness/status/9…
Can this #LitMagMadness Cinderella keep dancing? @KState's regional journal, @TouchstoneKSU goes up against heavily favored @ut_english's @BatCityReview. But don't tell Touchstone they're an underdog! touchstonekstate.org and batcityreview.org. 1 week to vote!
59%Touchstone
41%Bat City Review
230 votes • Final results
"Are trophy wives born? Or are they made?" ~musings from a coworker on Friday afternoon
280 Characters would have been a great subtitle for 100 Years of Solitude
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when you get a friend request from someone from back in the day & you go "how nice!" but really they want to sell you some direct sales shit
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Splenda Hipster retweeted
DO NOT WORRY FRIENDS WE MERELY LOST THE BATTLE LOSING THE WAR WILL FEEL LIKE WAY WORSE THAN THIS
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Have I also mentioned that they haven't closed my office yet?? If I leave, it's out of my vacation days.
Trust me, I'm thinking about it. I don't know where to go. GA *&* NC are in the path & the highways are choked with FL evacuees. 😭 teapawt.net/knsstxs/status/9055408…
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If you submit an idea to a publishing company and write "Kandad" instead of "Kansas," tbh, I have some concerns.
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I say this, like, every month, but I MISS YOU! #nnlfk
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Splenda Hipster retweeted
JUST OVER HERE ANSWERING WORK EMAILS WITH NON-ENTHUSIASTIC PUNCTUATION AS A POWER MOVE
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When you email a publisher about your book idea, try to make sure your message doesn't contain 37 grammatical errors.
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I want to know what is the most populous US city without a mainstream song with its name in the title. (Listening to "Omaha.")
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"Would you like signatures or delivery confirmation for your packages or bird?" Back at you, @knsstxs.
Splenda Hipster retweeted
#BuskerPoems Because I could not stop for buskers, They kindly stopped for me; The guitar case open for just myself And tourists from KC.
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