comedian, writer, lover of cats, lover of snacks. she/her. Free Britney, Free Healthcare 💗
Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
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Lauren Scharf retweeted
The Supreme Court's recent rulings were sadly predictable for anyone who understands the hard-right agenda. Their goal has always been to install Justices whose job is to turn back the clock on our freedoms, on decades of constitutional decisions, and on our continuing struggle to “form a more perfect union” that includes all of us.
Let's vote out their political enablers and rein in the dark, subversive money that supports them in their quest to reverse a century of progress.
Lauren Scharf retweeted
I found a recipe for a gay wedding cake and turns out it's the same as a straight one, who knew?
Love the way the Supreme Court picks up taking basic human rights away just once or twice a year the way I pick up crocheting.
Someone commented that this Yzma impression would be my TikTok legacy and I cannot wait to tell that to my mom the next time she asks how the job search is going.
A homeless woman told me to go to the gym. So yeah. I’m taking a day off from calling them “unhoused”
In case y’all still don’t know the difference, a Bar Mitzvah is when a boy becomes a man and a Bat Mitzvah is when a boy becomes a Batman
Lauren Scharf retweeted
as people lose interest in the titan sub its google trends is gonna form a lil iceberg and i think that's neat
