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@LMStewarty

May release my inner kraken on the odd occasion. Also, I am @thecakemadame at your service 🇹🇹

Joined October 2011
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I dont think we realise how crazy it is that in Trinbago ALONE, we have a natural pool, a reef, the world's largest brain coral, two swamps, mudvolcanoes and the world's largest deposite of natural asphalt.
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Harmony@papalaps__Nov 2
Yeah so Tobago Carnival has proven my theory that road march is a problem & that the road experience in Trinidad would be remarkably better if DJs weren’t confined to playing the same 5 songs/most recent songs on the road🤷🏽‍♀️
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The Nature Girl (@thenatureegirl) profile picture
The Nature Girl
@thenatureegirlOct 28
Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:
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I'm just a girl standing in front of a task, hoping it completes itself.
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@justjargonsOct 21
We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.
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@tumiszn_Oct 17
I don’t think people fully understand what’s happening. We’re not being priced out of luxury. We’re being priced out of normal. A house, car, Groceries, Childcare, Insurance,These weren’t extravagant expectations 20 years ago.
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Hermit@hermitfriendOct 15
there's something so disingenuous about a swatted mosquito leaving behind a dramatic red splatter "oh noooo, look what you've done to me" mf, that is MY blood
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Habibi@raynyday7Oct 8
Big to big, if u put me in this position, the only thing my anxious brain will come up with is "Sailor"
clara (@clarafables) profile pictureclara@clarafablesOct 7
Gun pointed to your head, name a Moon.
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Greg the Sorcerer
@gregthesorcererOct 5
The term “common whore” implies that there also exist uncommon, rare, and legendary whores
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The Goddess Particle@RoanntaSep 29
The sooner we accept that social media is now just one big psyop built to spread divisiveness is the sooner we'll stop engaging in these manufactured ideological arguments and return to loving people inna real life.
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soosoorandom@soosoorandomSep 27
Maybe the reason nature feels so peaceful is because nothing is trying to be anything other than what it is.
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Brian: District 5🇹🇹@John868ttSep 23
Is not now KFC dissapointing
jellz (@jellzman) profile picturejellz@jellzmanSep 23
people are upset that the real krunch dawg sandwich from kfc doesn’t look like the ai generated one from the ads lol
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Jihan Roberts (@shoesbyFIS) profile picture
Jihan Roberts@shoesbyFISSep 24
Don’t ever think you not speaking to me will bother me!!! Lover my memory short you’d be forgotten as of midnight tonight
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taking back my like when I see “made with ai”
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ki snow ❄️
@kiaraimanii_esqSep 16
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me, actually!
Thaddy Bear Collections 🐻 (@4EverThad) profile pictureThaddy Bear Collections 🐻
@4EverThadSep 15
Ladies you CANNOT be stubborn, a thug, and a cry baby at the same time 😩🤣🥴
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Normalize letting your child tell their side of the story, adults are not always right and some are liars.
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Mike King@mikekingsfrSep 15
Image from Mike King (@mikekingsfr)
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Kéne
@AtuanyaKeneSep 15
I hope I never lose the ability to be impressed by ordinary things. A good meal. A cool breeze. A message that arrives at the right time. A morning where my mind is not fighting itself.
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The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.
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vic@TorinoViicSep 12
Uno en instagram le hizo un posteo por el cumpleaños a su novia y le puso " descubrí con vos la belleza de compartir los momentos que disfrutaba solo" Buen día.
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