@LMokaba

Market Research @Sophos Loves birds, bugs, puns, fishing, vintage, sports & trivia. she/her. Auntie. Loud laugher. @emokaba is my Dad. Speck is my leopard gecko

 Standish, ME
linkedin.com/in/lisamokaba
Joined August 2008
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Lisa Mokaba (she/her) retweeted
The Birdist@TheBirdist9 Apr 2024
Ring-billed Gull
out of context baseball@baseballcontext8 Apr 2024
A seagull flies in front of the camera while a Dodgers hitter trots to first base.

ALT A seagull flies in front of the camera while a Dodgers hitter trots to first base.

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Tim Siedell
@badbanana24 Dec 2018
It’s not Christmas until I see Snoopy eating 37 human femurs.
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Dr Andrew Digby@takapodigs19 Jul 2023
Tonight there are #kakapo in the forest of the North Island of Aotearoa for the first time in over a century. We released four into Maungatautari Sanctuary Mountain today. #conservation #returnofthekakapo
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Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman6 Jul 2023
I wrote for @Slate about Polar Seltzer and the joy of a regionally-based I-told-you-so. slate.com/human-interest/202…

One Seltzer Brand Towers Above the Rest—and It’s Not Even Close

I don’t even have words for the seasonal flavors.

slate.com
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Kevin Bacon
@kevinbacon23 Apr 2023
#DragBans are bad karma. Right now, drag performers and the LGBTQIA+ community need our help. Shop the @SixDegreesofKB campaign supporting the @ACLU Drag Defense Fund or make a gift bit.ly/DragisArt #DragIsARight
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Thank you @JohnCena for wearing our Kowloon Nike Sneakers at Wrestlemania 39 in LA! #KowloonRestaurant #JohnCena #WrestleMania39
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The New York Times
@nytimes22 Mar 2023
Mr. Pickles, a critically endangered species of tortoise at the Houston Zoo, finally became a father at the age of 90. He and his partner, Mrs. Pickles, welcomed three tortoise hatchlings: Dill, Gherkin and Jalapeño. nyti.ms/3Z1yoMw
A small radiated tortoise hatchling sits on a person’s fingers. Photo credit: Jackelin Reyna/Houston Zoo

ALT A small radiated tortoise hatchling sits on a person’s fingers. Photo credit: Jackelin Reyna/Houston Zoo

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Bleacher Report
@BleacherReport19 Feb 2023
MAC MCCLUNG WOW 🤯 xitter.cf/BleacherReport/status/…
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That Bird Guy!@JeffreyMWard16 Jan 2023
Branch manager and his assistant branch manager.
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Sesame Street
@sesamestreet3 Jan 2023
In 1976 the Pointer Sisters recorded the now iconic "Pinball Number Count" song. Sesame Workshop celebrates the life and legacy of Anita Pointer. Thank you Anita Pointer for helping us learn our 123s and dedicating your life to creating inspiring and uplifting music. 💛
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TG ☕️@TG2211028 Nov 2022
Somebody needs this right now 🦜
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John Hyslop
@sloprules21 Oct 2022
Today could be the luckiest day of your life. Only one way to find out. Gambling.
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As a reward for good behavior towards her new roommate, Nibi was allowed to have the rehab room to herself while Ziibi enjoyed the semi aquatic enclosure. Nibi immediately started building a dam at the door where her roommate exited…you know…in case Ziibi tries to come back.
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If you are gonna do conspiracy theories go big or go home.
shire and hobbit house in top left. top right is the tellytubby house middle left is 4 hobbits. middle right is 4 tellytubbies bottom left is the eye of Sauron. bottom right is that freaky baby in the sun from tellytubbies.

ALT shire and hobbit house in top left. top right is the tellytubby house middle left is 4 hobbits. middle right is 4 tellytubbies bottom left is the eye of Sauron. bottom right is that freaky baby in the sun from tellytubbies.

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Jen Gentleman 🌺
@JenMsft29 Sep 2022
"Did you get that thing done I asked you for?"
2 panel meme someone pulling a sword out of a sheath. "Yes" it says to start. But then it keeps going "Yesterday I was in meetings all day"

ALT 2 panel meme someone pulling a sword out of a sheath. "Yes" it says to start. But then it keeps going "Yesterday I was in meetings all day"

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jon drake@DrakeGatsby26 Sep 2022
Take risks. Kiss deeply. Hug tightly. Make a grand gesture. Punch a mannequin. Tackle a random pedestrian. Set fire to a vacant building. Live in the moment.
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Chris Schleicher@cschleichsrun22 Sep 2022
I’m at a terrible age where I’m young enough to know what is in fashion but old enough to be like “I’m not gonna wear that.”
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Wesley@WesleyBout21 Sep 2022
This would be the craziest way to find out John Lennon is still alive
Paul McCartney
@PaulMcCartney21 Sep 2022
I have heard whispers that a pal of mine is on America's #TheMaskedSinger premiere! Best of luck friend! Sing with all your heart!
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R.L. Stine@RL_Stine8 Sep 2022
The Garbage Pail Kids Cookbook is the only cookbook your kids will ever need. And it's 25% off with the promo code PREORDER25 at Barnes & Noble--only until tomorrow. The recipes are stick-your-finger-down-your-throat delicious! barnesandnoble.com/w/the-gar…

The Garbage Pail Kids Cookbook

Barnes & Noble’s online bookstore for books, NOOK ebooks & magazines. Shop music, movies, toys & games, too. Receive free shipping with your Barnes & Noble Membership.

barnesandnoble.com
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Liv :P@liv_username27 Aug 2022
My 5 year plan is to hang out with my friends and tell them i love them
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