aquaman.

clark’s here? what a pleasant surprise.

where is the bat ? the king needs to let off some steam.

watching over the angels on the tl.

he’s been away for far too long. kingly duties must be prioritized. but he’s returned.

behave.

he’s mean to me. he called me tuna.

we’re not friends , more so … acquaintances.

are you here to steal another jewel or two? may i recommend the one locked away in bruce’s safe to which the password is 1208.

haha.

yeah! close your ass cheeks.

i / guess / i’ve missed you , boy scout.

i suppose.

size kink: ✅.

not important. so where have / you / been ? hiding from me ?

always. he’s got this whole picture painted in his head of me! he sees me so negatively!

fighting with batman. running the kingdommmm. cheating on mera. the usual! and you?

always a pleasure to see you.

Boy Scout.

his least favorite.