Investigative Journalist & LongBlower Former Grandson, Uncle of 5 Beautiful Guys Anti-Filibuster King Of The Crumb You Won’t Make Me Hate Fathers.
Joined April 2026
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Guy Lark retweeted
STAPLE & GRAPE ME
I SEEK NO
RETRIBUTION,
I'M NEW TO THIS
I'M STILL WET BEHIND THE EARS.
I DIDN’T MEAN TO CAUSE
ANY CONFUSION.
I'M SORRY IF I HAVE LINGERED
I WILL NEVER TRY
TO BE A HERO AGAIN
I OFTEN HAVE CROSSED BOUNDARIES
I AM RESPONSIBLE
FOR THREE NEW STEREOTYPES
GREASE ME,
WOULDN’T BE THE FIRST TIME...
I AM PUNCTUAL
STAPLE & GRAPE ME
I SEEK NO
RETRIBUTION,
I'M NEW TO THIS
I'M STILL WET BEHIND THE EARS.
I DIDN’T MEAN TO CAUSE
ANY CONFUSION.
I'M SORRY IF I HAVE LINGERED
I WILL NEVER TRY
TO BE A HERO AGAIN
I OFTEN HAVE CROSSED BOUNDARIES
I AM RESPONSIBLE
FOR THREE NEW STEREOTYPES
GREASE ME,
WOULDN’T BE THE FIRST TIME...
I AM PUNCTUAL
Guy Lark retweeted
Yet Still, Demanded that Russ be Traded or You’d Leave to a New Team. A Year Later, You Bounce To Golden State primarily because you hated Russ’ play style. You’re a ShapeShifting Grifter who never got the love he thought he deserved. #GodToNoOne
Guy Lark retweeted
I Told You. It Was Only A Matter Of Time Until You Came Running Back!! At Least I Know I Am In Good Hands Because You Have Always Taken The Best Care Of Me Out Of Anyone In The Whole World. She Finally Figured Out There Is Only One Ric Flair And One James Bond, And Currently Ric Flair Is Available For Any Kind Of Action. Let’s See If Wendy Still Has It! LFG!
