
PR man & spokesperson @Ladbrokes. Can occasionally be heard on radio, seen on TV. Often at an oche.
London, England
Joined February 2014
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July 2020 - Hands, Face, Space.
July 2021 - Hands, touching hands. Reaching out. Touching me. TOUCHING YOUUUUUUU.
I can't get over Gary Lineker closing the show by saying "Fallon Sherrock walked in here as a hairdresser from Milton Keynes", as if she'd never picked up a dart in her life before last night馃槀
12 seconds it takes for anyone to bother celebrating with him.
TRENT 鉃★笍 GORDON 鈿斤笍馃敟
Anthony Gordon can't stop scoring for England, 3 goals in his last 3 games for England 馃彺鬆仹鬆仮鬆仴鬆伄鬆仹鬆伩
#ITVFootball | @England

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Someone keeps writing incorrect Millwall scores on the floor in my local (Gravesend) park.
Not a lot else to add really.
So if Spurs lose in the third round of the FA Cup, then 15% of their total games this season will have been pre-season friendlies.
You could have watched Reservoir Dogs, with a toilet break, in the time it took them to play that frame.
One hundred minutes...
The frame between Mark Allen and Wu Yize is the longest EVER at the Crucible.
#WorldChampionship
Seventh in the league when it comes to expected goal difference, you'll never sing that 馃幎
The Sky Bet Championship table according to expected goal difference (xGD):
1锔忊儯 Coventry: +31.69
2锔忊儯 Ipswich: +27.27
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3锔忊儯 Middlesbrough: +20.83
4锔忊儯 Southampton: +15.53
5锔忊儯 Birmingham: +14.34
6锔忊儯 Sheff Utd: +11.98
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7锔忊儯 West Brom: +8.62
8锔忊儯 Watford: +7.96
9锔忊儯 Millwall: +6.47
1锔忊儯0锔忊儯 Blackburn: +3.21
1锔忊儯1锔忊儯 Portsmouth: +0.37
1锔忊儯2锔忊儯 Derby: -0.79
1锔忊儯3锔忊儯 QPR: -2.28
1锔忊儯4锔忊儯 Norwich: -3.66
1锔忊儯5锔忊儯 Wrexham: -4.40
1锔忊儯6锔忊儯 Swansea: -5.53
1锔忊儯7锔忊儯 Bristol City: -6.02
1锔忊儯8锔忊儯 Stoke: -10.07
1锔忊儯9锔忊儯 Oxford: -10.96
2锔忊儯0锔忊儯 Preston: -13.33
2锔忊儯1锔忊儯 Charlton: -14.22
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2锔忊儯2锔忊儯 Leicester: -15.35
2锔忊儯3锔忊儯 Hull: -16.68
2锔忊儯4锔忊儯 Sheff Weds: -44.97
Jason Steele has got to be the most 'I thought it was one of the lads winding me up!' inclusions of all-time, surely @FootballCliches?
Max Dowman becomes the first player born after Joe McElderry's X Factor win to score a Premier League goal.
Alex Apati retweeted
Jade: "I was getting so frustrated by you constantly interru-"
James: "I do apologise for that."
#TheTraitors



















