Prone to swearing. Co-Founder of @GoodBitchesBake.
Wellington, New Zealand
Joined June 2009
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Auckland: anyone want a free (really good seat) ticket to The Lion King tonight? Got a single going begging and it’d be a shame to waste it.
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Brought my kids to @BillBailey in Wellington tonight. Asked the 12 year old what she thought at half time. “It’s not terrible” is probably the highest compliment she’s ever uttered.
My son is 17. He’s often at parties or a mate’s place or whatever, late into the night. Our dog Jax, who sleeps in said teen’s room, does not like this new-found independence. This thread is the performance art I have managed to capture in recent months. #exhibition
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This is an interesting one: we were hosting said 17yo birthday party. All us mere mortals were forced downstairs, including the dogs: because embarrassing. Jax did not take it well.
Anyone in Wellington looking for a flat? Can highly recommend the flatmate (my sister), the dog and the landlord!! Amazing sunny sheltered yard as well! trademe.co.nz/flatmates-want…
Tom’s first full album is now live on the usual channels (Apple, Spotify etc. search “Fytzpat”). It’s pretty chill, enjoy! youtube.com/playlist?list=OL…
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This a my proudest Christmas parent moments. Presents in the foreground have been decoys for several weeks. Giant presents aside the tree are the real ones. Parent life with a circus kid.
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