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Christian. Minarchist. 31. Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of 0 calorie Pineapple Pizza. Coke Zero enthusiast. β€œDarkness is daylight when Jesus is there.”

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Joined January 2013
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Rubio just doesn’t want to have to take over for Hegseth along with every other cabinet position.
Rubio on Hegseth and the articles of impeachment against him: "I think he's done a great job"
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Bro’s first and last practice run. That got destroyed. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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After students at Benicia High School in California toilet-paper the building as a prank, school principal Robert Palous describes the kids’ actions as β€œworse than the September 11 attacks.”
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The unmitigated gall of this disgusting mf.
Former Sen. Rick Santorum blames the midterm results on selfish voters who were unwilling to "suffer financially for a higher good": "Nobody likes to do it, but we all suffer." peoplefor.org/rightwingwatch…
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How long has the GOP been jerking our chain on the border now? 4 decades? If it hasn’t been built in that time, it never will be. Because politicians don’t gaf. Dems use immigration to get minority voters and the GOP uses immigration as a scare tactic to win elections.
JUST IN: πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ US Supreme Court allows President Trump to build border wall.
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Me, trying not to sneeze while driving:
Have you seen an alligator sneeze before
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Starbucks’ CEO should have to do this. I feel so bad for Starbucks baristas. He makes their jobs needlessly more difficult.
Coffee company Dutch Bros forces all of their executives, including the CEO, to do a 2 week boot camp on how to make coffee and run a coffee shop. They thought people who don't know how to run a coffee shop had no business running a coffee company.
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Not hard to outsmart these idiots. The bar is in Hell.
Absolute panic in Washington. Marco Rubio whines that Iran is planning to permanently control the Strait of Hormuz and charge a toll. He admits the US is powerless to stop it alone and begs the rest of the world to step in. Iran has completely outsmarted the American empire.
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Are we taking bets on whether he resigns or not?
NEWS: Pete Hegseth tells reporters he will hold a press conference at the Pentagon tomorrow morning.
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Do these people believe God should be part of our government or not? You can’t scream β€œseparation of church and state” while using Jesus as a way to rubber stamp your political agendas. Does Talarico think the 10 Commandments should be removed from TX schools?
James Talarico tells Jimmy Kimmel what he thinks Jesus would say on the floor of the US Senate about food assistance, Medicaid and deportations β€œJesus Christ is the most famous victim of identity theft” β€œScripture tells us that you can't love God and hate other people. You can't love God and abuse the immigrant. You can't love God and oppress the poor. You can't love God and bully the outcast.” β€œI often wonder what would Jesus do if he visited the US Senate?” β€œdepart from me, for I was hungry and you cut my food assistance. I was sick and you kicked me off Medicaid. I was a stranger and you deported me and my family.” w/ @jamestalarico
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Y’all really can’t be posting about celebs over the age of 75. I thought this was a death notice. 2026 is taking people out left and right.
Dick Van Dyke, 100, says he never wants to retire His turns 101 next month πŸ₯Ή
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Begin said this to Congress back in the 80s. Israel doesn’t think it needs the US or our aid. Never has.
BREAKING: Trump says Israel will have to pay the US back "any and all costs" of the Iran war. "Pay us back any and all costs that we've had for the war," Trump tells CBS's 60 Minutes. "We're gonna get all that money back," he adds. Trump says "Without us, they wouldn't exist. Without us, Israel wouldn't exist."
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Duh
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the β€œpretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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your tweets suck and no one loves you
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They’re closing my childhood amusement park. WHY? 😭😭😭
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They dressed like total dweebs.
Adolf Hitler announces that his Nazi Party has reached 50,000 members.
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Doing this to elderly demented people is straight up evil. Let this man go home and die like normal people.
Q: Senator McConnell, can I get your quick reaction to the midterms, the GOP's midterm losses? McConnell: 😢
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Fr me as a kid. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ There are no unique experiences.
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