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Plants-person, garden designer & business cat. Worked in whisk(e)y 🥃 also did some opera. Mostly found out fishing or rolling in mud.

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined June 2009
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Actually really appreciative of this email @sainsburys . Thank you
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NEW 🙌 BEYONCE 🙌 DAY 💃
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Yes I like trains. I like tiny ones too.
🚂 We're giving away four pairs of tickets to @ModelRailSEC again! Just follow us and RT this post to enter before 1500 on 15 Feb 2024. There's four pairs to win and the show takes places at the SEC from 23-25 Feb. T&Cs: scotrail.co.uk/model-rail-sc…
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Police Scotland on their way to investigate a robbery at Murrayfield #SCOvFRA
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Next week is still January bro.. how many months does this month have
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How small is a small car? #Gladiators
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BRUMDERBIRDS ARE GO!
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Much excite. @VJOsgood and Dan are coming!!!!!
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Beautiful morning! Never been more thankful we bought a 4x4 two weeks ago 😂
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I don't get too excited about Xmas offerings... But I found out this week the majority of my colleagues haven't had a Festive Bake. Cue me pre-ordering 8 of them for pick up at 7am tomorrow for work😅
It's written in the stars✨ The Festive Bake lands in Greggs shops 09/11/23.
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So annoying having such an over achiever for a friend. But lawdy this is well deserved and she's going to smash it. #Proud
Huge congratulations to @ColmoreBID on the incredible ballot results! And with this fantastic news, I am also unbelievably excited to share that I will be working with this amazing team & wider city partners as the first ever ‘City Curator’. More here: colmorebusinessdistrict.com/…
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The people with whom I’ll be discussing the rain over the next week or so: 1. Family members Including frequently asking family members in other parts of the country “is it raining where you are?” 2. Colleagues Being especially sure to ask “still raining?” when a colleague appears next to me absolutely drenched. It will also be the main topic of small talk to begin every video call 3. My neighbour We shall roll our eyes, tut and say “lovely weather haha!”, both glad to have an excuse to dash inside our respective houses without looking rude 4. The supermarket checkout assistant They will ask me if it’s still raining out there and I will say “yes, it’s terrible, isn’t it?” 5. Social media I will describe the weather and someone on social media will get upset because the weather where I am isn’t exactly the same as where they are 6. The cat/dog I will say “oh you’re soaked!” and they won’t understand me 7. Myself I will stand and stare out of the window, hand on hip, other hand holding a mug, and occasionally mutter “really coming down now”
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Got into work and straight away conked on the head by four acorns rolling down the greenhouse.... At least it's not -4°C like it was yesterday though 🤷‍♀️
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I can catch a fishy On the west coast seaaa I can catch a fishy When the weather comes doooon
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"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family." Why would Rishi Sunak want to do a thing like that?
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Things I've already wondered whilst at work this AM: "Why is there a sword in the office?" "Why is there a kilt-wearing American Indian statue in the office?" "Why do guests pick up the stones from the paths and put them on the statues?"
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More positive note: happy bumble monching the pollen on our Poly dahlias today
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Spontaneous 'Village' drinks meeting occurred last night... Just been sent a photo of a flagpole that has been erected in our front garden by the Laird.... (taking the 'village' total to three)
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By 8.30 this morning Ive been soaked, fallen into some nettles and been stung by a bee.
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