Taking God Seriously. And Nothing Else. Youth Pastor in Connecticut. UltraMarathoner. Quite a guy.
Bethel, CT
Joined March 2009
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“Sometimes I just put on workout clothes and have a recovery shake. It cuts out the middle man. 🥤💪 #worksmarternotharder
Costco receipt checks: the ultimate illusion of accountability. #costcolife #relatable #oversizedgoods #shoppinghumor
There’s only a few things better than watching a sunrise.
Unfortunately, one of those things is sleeping in. 😴🌅#relatable #sunrise
I like sitting at Starbucks & almost being forced to overhear people vent to their friends. Lady to friend “Can you believe she gave me the small piece of cake? And Dave didnt even eat his whole piece. But I didnt say anything because Im a good person” Her friend “You really are”
Twitter just told me it was my 15 year anniversary and told me to tweet this #twitterAnniversary – at Danbury, CT
The data is pretty clear, you leave childhood the moment you stop racing to see who gets to push the elevator button. And you enter adulthood when you turn on a podcast instead of music in the car. There are probably stages in between but that’s as much as we know now for sure. – at Bethel, CT
In anticipation of my birthday tomorrow (March 14th), can you tell me the last conversation we had? I would appreciate wrong answers mostly.
My sweet angel 3 year old was telling me how much she loves mommy and me and mid sentence, without skipping a beat, she sneezed directly into my mouth. Then she wanted to know why I was making a face like I’m the weirdo.
It’s weird, I’m finding out that as I’m getting older, I’m aging too. I say to myself squinting at the screen.
@__LordPenguin we are ready for some early Super Bowl picks. Let’s keep this Feb run going!
For someone who doesn’t watch Real Housewives, but is in the room when it’s on often, I catch myself saying things out loud like, “I knew that girl was lair.” And to my shame, “No she didn’t!”
The best part of having a concussion is being able to use it as an excuse for the things I probably would have forgotten to do anyway.
Self-checkout lines are a fast and easy way for the stores to let us know they don’t care about our happiness #target #homedepot