This is the work I take pride in.

It's gonna look great in the master

Switching to stainless steel toilets in the rentals.

Had a "no heat" call last night cause the furnace didn't kick on. Turns out, the wife didn't turn up the temperature on the thermostat. They're living amongst us....

Would you think differently about a landlord showing up to the property on a motorcycle?

Well this seems like a threat...

Send a message to all your tenants in September before it gets cold to turn their furnaces on. You'll weed out your 'no-heat' calls before it becomes more urgent

How I vet potential tenants

I can't wait for the day when I have to evict an AI robot using an AI Marshall

I reached a milestone

"Never let grass grow under your feet"

With 60 days notice to vacate, we have time to see the apartment condition and advertise with intentions of zero vacancy. We offer the tenants incentives to keep it tidy and let us show the apartment while they still occupy the space.

All Landlords want are on time payments and 60 days notice when they are moving out.

Fake paystubs are a real thing. Be wary out there...

Minimize accidental lockouts: Use deadbolts on top, pass thru knobs below.

Landlords recommend: If you stay for 1 year, you should stay for 4.

I have a tenant who broke up with her boyfriend and own a dog together. She refers to her ex-boyfriend as the "dogs father."

Most landlords know that feeling

This is not a normal rainwater puddle, it is septic 💩 runoff. The smell when the wind blows is awful. This has been going on since at least March this year. The house is owned and managed by the state @NYSOPWDD, making it impossible to enforce this as it is not privately owned. The health hazard for the people being cared for, the employees, and neighbors is dangerous and needs to be addressed. I've contacted the town, city @MonroeCoHealth , and @NYSDEC numerous times and get no real help to when they will fix the issue. There's been numerous septic trucks there to clear out their tank. 2 weeks later and the problem persists. Thousands of dollars being wasted. When it rains, it's even worse. The lawn care folks don't even mow in this area cause it's so muddy. I'm not sure who I can contact to get this health hazard fixed. Any suggestions would be much appreciated 👏.

Never thought a 6.625% interest rate was great until I see rates today...

One thing I've learned is to never stop showing or remove your apartment listing until you have the holding deposit and a signed lease.