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Julien Goodwin

@LapTop006

Open source operations guy. CorpNet SRE at Google (previously on AS15169, Chrome, Insider Risk) @laptop006@aus.social he/him

 Sydney, Australia
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Joined February 2009
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James Mishra
@jamesmishraOct 26
American defense startups are built on diversity. Each company has a: - gay FPGA engineer - lesbian RF engineer - south asian software engineer - mormon sales guy - third-gen vietnamese-american forward-deployed engineer - israeli chief infosec officer
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I hate when people make commands in the form of a question. "Would you mind cleaning this up?" Yes I probably would but I know that's not the answer you want. So why ask the question with the pretence of an illusion of choice?
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Pauline Pantsdown@PPantsdownOct 21
Hey @ChappellRoan you forgot the ciggie; but still 9/10
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Luke Weston@lukewestonOct 13
VCs be like “we want unicorns” but don’t put their money where their mouth is.
Josie Zayner (@josiezayner) profile pictureJosie Zayner
@josiezaynerOct 13
We could maybe do it faster but investors just be like, we want to invest in another AI protein design company not scalable animal genetic engineering
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Martin
@cantcomputerOct 13
Agent swarms are like sex in high school. Everyone claims they’re doing it, nobody knows what they’re doing with it, and most of the demonstrations are fake.
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The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
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Annabunny 🐰@BUNNIMODEROct 9
dating when ur autistic is basically being convinced the other person isnt interested unless they do this
wimmie 🧸 (@wimmiebear) profile picturewimmie 🧸@wimmiebearOct 9
is this good enough
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William@willkill4everOct 9
Replying to @Tyler_McV
But how will this affect Barney’s and Gordon’s love story in HLX???!!!
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🛰️基準局いらずで，cm級測位に挑戦！ トランジスタ技術11月号の特設第1章では，準天頂衛星システム「みちびき」のCLAS（センチメータ級測位補強サービス）を使った高精度GNSS受信機を製作します．ZED-D9CとZED-F9P（共にユーブロックス）の組み合わせで実現します。 CLASは，基準局からの補正情報を衛星経由で受信できるため，受信機側で補正情報を取得してcm級測位を目指せます． 🔧 CLAS対応GNSS受信機を製作 📡 みちびきから補正情報を受信 📍 基準局を使わずに高精度測位 📊 実測でcm級の測位精度を確認 #トランジスタ技術 #トラ技 #みちびき #QZSS #CLAS #GNSS #測位 #cm級測位
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WereKai@CertifiedLeggiOct 8
Skunkworks have did it again The SR-71 Silverado
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@blackstaropsOct 7
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Nandan Chillal@nandanchillalOct 7
This is very my engineering degree took me .
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@orph_Oct 7
First they came for the software engineers and I said nothing for I was not a software engineer. Then they came for the mathematicians and I said nothing for I was not a mathematician. Then they came for the lawyers and I said "make sure you get all the lawyers"
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分かる人には分かる恐ろしい事件😱🤣
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Sal@Sal_PredebutOct 5
a mini twitter thread of notice signs for you machine lovers and robot fuckers out there: 1/3
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Stanislav Kozlovski
@kozlovskiSep 29
Someone rewrote Kafka in Rust and embedded it in Postgres using pgrx 🤯 Kafgres is a Rust-based Kafka broker that runs within Postgres. Kafka clients connect to Postgres on port 9092 and literally can't tell the difference. 🧵
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George Roush
@GeorgeRoushSep 26
Get in, anon. We're fielding USB-C to the entire US Armed Forces:
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@i2cjakSep 25
that connector alone is half of the price, and the contractor likely has to sell at 3-4x BOM cost to make any money. do you really want an Xbox controller or do you want something that can survive a Dr. Pepper bottle full of dip spit?
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A new risk for mathematicians: a colleague reports that immediately after they posted an abstract of their upcoming talk online, a student elsewhere used AI to derive proofs of the stated results and then posted it on the arxiv. My colleague hadn't posted to arxiv yet.
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_SiCk
@encrypted_pastSep 9
Reverse engineering Windows server 2003... So far nvme works natively. Next we'll destroy activation... Get modern ssl and eternal blue patches etc like tons of cves patched. Long road... Hey guys... I wrote task manger. 😂 Side note, modern ethernet, gfx, uefi and secure boot also otw. Porting what I can from Linux. Too bad I'll never be able to release this...
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BlindVia
@blind_viaSep 10
PCB and Component Assembly Plushy Set This plush has trace artwork of a real 555 timer circuit plush parts included. Easy Assembly and Rework.
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Australian measurements that confuse the rest of the world 1. “Just down the road” - Anywhere from 2 minutes to 2 hours. 2. “A couple” - Two… or whatever number feels reasonable. 3. “In a minute” - Not immediately. Possibly not today. 4. “A bit warm” - The steering wheel is melting. 5. “Bit chilly” - Anything below 20°C. 6. “Not far” - Pack snacks and fill the petrol tank. 7. “Around the corner” - There may be several corners. 8. “I’ll be there shortly” - I haven’t left the house yet. 9. “Just one drink” - No reliable measurement currently exists. 10. “Not bad” - This is the highest form of Australian praise.
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