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Not a Parody Account RN. ⚠️STILL A MINOR, DO NOT GROOM⚠️ if you make mettaton art it's possible I'm following you

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Joined February 2024
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Fortnite when you play squads but your teammates wants to actually win the game instead of opening chests
"Omfg this game fucking sucks it drives me mad" "Then stop playing it and play other games"
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I'll never eat those school lunches They be serving straight up car crash victims
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We going to the big leagues
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cousin asked chatgpt what gender her baby will be
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You asked for info on drop rates, so here’s how it works: The new treasure this season is found in chests just like other items. Treasure drop rates from chests are constant since season launch and don’t vary throughout the day, except during Treasure Hours. Other than Gizmos, you can’t get the same treasure twice. Every time you open a chest in a normal match, here’s how likely you are to find the treasures: • 1:1,562,500 - Weekly Gold Outfit • 1:137,500 - Pirate Shop Access • 1:7,813 - Weekly Vehicle & Decal • 1:568 - Weekly Pickaxe or Backbling • 1:391 - Weekly Jam Track • 1:272 - Weekly Loading Screen • 1:127 - Gizmo (any) During Treasure Hours, including the one earlier today, these treasures have a boosted rate: • Pirate Shop Access: 1.5x • Weekly Gold Outfit: 7.5x • Weekly Vehicle & Decal: 10x These rates may be higher in future Treasure Hours. If so, we’ll let you know. For instance, during tonight’s 9-11pm ET Treasure Hour, Pirate Shop Access will be boosted to 2.0x and Weekly Gold Outfit to 10.0x.
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TIM SWEENEY KILLED MY FAMILY
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White people acting like they're being oppressed while they're the ones oppressing people
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Nearly a week of searching of the pirate token has fried my brain that I've been hearing the chest sound when it's quiet in my room
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Does anyone have that one video that's like a voice over of a terrorist that says yeah we gotta kill you dawg? I need it urgently kinda
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Transphobes will deadass call you a ploopy or troon like okay dr Seuss Sounding like a damn wizard with the way these "slurs"
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> Dogtown > Has no dogs in it
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It has been one year since Death Grips has announced an album is in the works. Where the fuck is it, I need my death grips I need my death grips I need my death grips I need my death grips I need my death grips I need my death grips I need my death grips I need my death grips I
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nvm we good
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JD Vance and Trump are gonna post their cuts on sh twitter from the midterms
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Sorry guys, I ate all the pronouns, can't be gay anymore
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