LapseInParallax

Sometimes I think to myself that if I was 788.56% more intelligent, 263.94% less ethical, and 12.23% more mad, I would be an evil biological super genius creating sentient life and testing using very evil horrible tests. Thank goodness I’m not that, right?

I’m on a treasure hunt trying to find people I followed. I don’t know how I unfollowed them even. Maybe it was when I deactivated my account out of curiosity… Welp. I’ll have small little dopamine bites whenever I spy them again at least!

Number 1 Bum award goes too..! Me. I overslept today…

It has already been a few hours since, but I slept the whole day. What the. Is this how cats feel when they just snooze. I feel so bad about missing my whole day of existence. How do cats do this? Is it because they don’t have responsibilities?

I’m realizing everything I thought I knew about memes and pop culture of the SNS have been outdated for a few months and or years now.

Took a nap and what do you mean I skipped four more hours than I wanted?

I need to have more interesting thoughts in my life, I’m boring…pinnacle of mundanity. Or maybe nothing at all is a blessing? Eh, whatevs.

Sleep schedule, or rather lack of, is beating me up.