@Larry_Stetz
 Phoenix by way of Elgin, IL
Joined June 2009
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Jaylon Johnson getting burnt like toast time and time again. I don’t understand how @ChicagoBears and Ben Johnson allow this guy on the field.
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TySOn BaGEnT is betTer than CAleB. …Those idiots can shut the fuck up now because Bagent is straight 🗑️.
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Case Keenum. That's the tweet. #Beardown
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https://xitter.cf/t.co/AsExKaYhs7 As with anything in life.
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Another day, another HR from your ‘26 NL MVP! #MVPete
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Pete Crow-Armstrong leaves the yard AGAIN! That’s 4 home runs in his last 7 at-bats 😱
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Pete Crow-Armstrong is the 2026 MVP. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #PCA #MVPete
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Happy to be the guinea pig.
Kabuto King
@KabutoKing_Aug 18
We should all @XMoney someone $1 each and turn them into a millionaire today
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Replying to @MLB @Cubs
🐻🟦🟥 GO CUBS GO
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PCA IS GOOD AT BASEBALL!
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What do I need to do to get an @XMoney account? It’s one of life’s mysteries.
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterJul 3
Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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Wait. Why is everyone surprised the @Cubs bullpen is complete dog 💩? Jed Hoyer bargain bin specials—a bunch of complete SCRUBS. At this point you might as well hold open tryouts; I’d rather see Cubs fans pitching for the team because this is a disgrace.
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At least we won. 🤷‍♂️ 🤣
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The @Cubs are a dumpster fire. The fact there’s zero accountability from ownership down to the lowliest of players speaks volumes.
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Another Alex Bregman is 🗑️ tweet. Get this fucking guy off the team. cc: @Cubs
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0-5 tonight. Fuck this guy.
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Alex Bregman is straight 🗑️. cc: @Cubs
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Bring out the trash cans if need be for Bergman, @Cubs. Maybe that’ll light a fire. 🗑️
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