I edit images, collect half-finished ideas, and have a comeback for everything. I just don't always have it with me. Somehow this passes for a personality.

Home of the 1st daiquiri shop
Joined June 2009
You’re the feeling I can’t put into words.
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Character is what remains after the rumors run out of material.
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Why is everyone so fucking fake?
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I can't think why I would ever want to be in a place filled with people I don't know
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Some men will hate you for being the woman they wanna be
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Alaska has always reminded me of Scandinavia
A map of which country’s weather is most similar to where you live in America.
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One of the hardest things to learn is that being misunderstood doesn't automatically require you to explain yourself.
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your common sense is showing… it’s kinda hot 🖤
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When I fall asleep, I fall for you.
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Pretty face RTd me today!!!!
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Gonna take her away from all this one day
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Studying the dark arts because apparently “fuck off” isn’t a powerful enough incantation
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i am too human for what i feel.
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I want to lie with you until we smell like each other.
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hurting people back will not heal your pain
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I would give so much to lay in the sunshine with you and forget the rest of the world
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She doesn’t share her life with perfect strangers. Fortunately, I’m far from perfect.
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Nobody's coming to save you, but somebody is definitely coming to explain it to you
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Be kind, they said. I am, I'm just doing it from very far away.
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Gordon Ramsay said “Where there's fat, there's flavor” So here I am, all delicious again
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