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Bay Area, CA
Joined March 2022
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Could, shoulda, woulda.
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It has become way too common with my friends who have medical conditions to come back from doctor's appointments and say "they dont know what the fuck is going on".
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My back and arms are going to be so sore tomorrow 馃槱
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Italian food is really my last choice when picking a restaurant
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I haven't heard a peep from you guys about Love Is Blind Boston. I assume I shouldn't start it?
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I got a few bouquets of flowers for my bday this week and the aroma in my home takes me back to when my father died and we had a home full of flowers. I never wanted to smell that fragrance again. You never know what will make sum1 think of some of the worst times in their lives.
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Now that the blue wave has arrived, can we get rid of the "aggressive breed" rule when people look for housing. The filter should be of the person not the pet.
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SourPatchKris retweeted
TEXAS GOES BLUE! #Election2026
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Im offially under 200 lbs! You better get your hugs in while you get this level of thick
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3 women alone at an Omakase bar enjoying the fuck outta some toro. I love this.
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Its your favorite Scorpio's birthday. 馃巿
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Im not on FB anymore, but i will say i did appreciate how it let me know when it was someone's birthday. All of a sudden at 9:30a im getting an influx of messages lol
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Mondays seem to be everyone's leg day at the gym, so I switched it up to back/shoulders day.
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My dog was on my ass today about the timing of our walk
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GO VALKS!!!!! 馃挏馃挏馃挏
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SourPatchKris retweeted
not to brag but what a time to be childless
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My stripper name would be "Juicy"
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A wise man once said: If she can afford to buy all 4 tires at once, she not gone listen
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I got 14 kids. Should I stop looking for love? 鉂わ笍
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Happy Scorpio season to the most misunderstood sign in the zodiac. The ones who feel everything and show almost nothing. The ones who remember. The ones who stay when it gets hard. This month is yours. Take up space.
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