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Columbus, OH
Joined April 2009
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no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking blathers
no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking The Wizard
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what exactly do non smokers do to get through a shit day
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my boss is so stupid, i lie to him constantly and he never figures it out. i'll be like "no problem" "sounds good" "no worries" "you got it" "no sweat" meanwhile it is a huge problem, it sounds like shit, he should be worried, he does not have it, and i am frequently sweating
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How about an Emotionally Well Adjusted Man actalike contest. How about that
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the grease in your hair seeps into ur skull and whispers evil messages into your brain and when you shower it goes away and you feel better
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Musk and Ramaswamy will lead the DOGE -- Department of Government Efficiency. It will provide "advice and guidance from outside of Government"
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My life's philosophy distilled into a single quote
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began scanning some of the oldest official pokemon art ever released and every single page is fucking incredible.
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domestic bliss 🩷
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🥺
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take a shot every time someone you went to high school with posts “no matter who is president jesus is king” on their instagram story today
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"look for the helpers" is advice for children you fuckin babies. you're going to have to sack up and become the helper
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IMMEDIATELY STOP USING PERIOD AND PREGNANCY TRACKERS IN THE US. DONT PUT IN ANOTHER PIECE OF DATA. DELETE IT.
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nothing left to do but shoplift from Sephora
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and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren
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sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
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libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense
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lock tf in. get your ass in mutual aid groups. lend your time to meal services. care for people in the way a vote simply never could. advocate for community gardens and libraries. stop betraying community. you don’t get a sticker or gold star. lock in.
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we can also put this fantasy of gen z being some super enlightened world-changing moral force to bed as well.
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