Laura Ladymon

“Can I have a snack?” — things my four year old asks as she’s sitting and refusing to eat dinner

If you’ve taught a Sunday school class of first grade girls and survived, congrats. You’re officially invincible. 🤣

Sometimes, when you’re downtown, you get cornered by a homeless man who wants to tell you about how homeless shelters fail the homeless due to the Babylonian numbers system. Having an interesting day here…

Person on facebook: “I haven’t been able to sleep for two nights!” Me: “those are rookie numbers!” 😬😂

Every single time Shaun goes out of town, our a/c goes out. Today it was at 5 pm. On a Friday. I can’t even right now. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I don’t know why all the most unhinged door to door solicitors come to MY house, but Imma need them to stop. 😮‍💨

Being a neurodivergent person wrangling a bunch of neurotypical people is painful sometimes, y’all. 😂

People ask me why I don’t put my kids in public school, but the fact that this lady let her 4 kids run amok at my garage sale, pick up the most expensive thing & beg for it, smash it on the concrete when she said no, then yell at ME for letting HER kids misbehave sums it up.

If you want to render a neurodivergent person useless, hide their earbuds. I’ve gotten nothing done this afternoon. NOTHING.

Life with kids: the first two or three hours fly by. 10 am to dinner time enter a wormhole where time slows down. How. 🤣

“Blast music in your earbuds to overcome executive dysfunction and get your house clean!” they said. Now I’m just dancing to Stray Kids and wondering how I’m supposed to get anything done this way. 🤷🏼‍♀️😆

I think I just nearly sneezed my soul of out my body. 😳

My oldest loves Space Jam. THE Space Jam. He decided to try watching the Lebron monstrosity and this is the worst thing I’ve ever watched. I can’t believe this actually got made.

Ladies, if you’re going to airbrush yourself in photos, go ahead and airbrush your man too. 🤣

Watching Shang Chi with Declan and during the epic bus fight he tells me @SimuLiu is “as good as a Jedi!” That’s a peak compliment from a 6 year old boy. 😂🙌🏻 #iagree

That “just shopped at @Target” feeling ❤️

On today’s episode of “Autistic at the Tag Agency,” I can’t stand that employees aren’t giving anyone instructions for what to do, so I’ve taken over. “Need a tag? Take a number? License renewal? Go fill out that form!”

This is the start of something special. My son is having a blast every week at the special needs service and gets to learn about Jesus in a way he understands!