@LauraMcCouch

slut for house music & Philly sports, Nick Castellanos stan

 Clearwater, FL 🌴
Joined June 2010
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COWBOYS FANS ARE CRYING AT THE WING HOUSE
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GhettoGronk
@ghetto_gronk11h
Sam Darnold's brain before halftime
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i like food
@messedupfoods20h
come at me bro
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Not me, I’m no bitch
unusual_whales
@unusual_whales1h
BREAKING: Americans are drinking less alcohol than ever, per Gallup.
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Casey
@BleedBlueCasey12h
Smile if you're first in the SEC 😼
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osama@osamaa30319h
الحياه عندما تقول طيب بدلا من الجدال
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Gonna dress up as a bag for Halloween so he’ll actually care about me
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We all died in 2020 & are in hell now, I’m so deadass
Buzzing Pop
@BuzzingPop17h
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered as a potential White House press secretary. (via TMZ)
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If Airbnb hosts are so upset about having to clean their own properties, surely they can just sell them and get a real job.
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The most NFC East thing that could happen today is the Cowboys losing to an Eagles team whose starters were found in a Wawa parking lot. Go Birds.
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Ian Hartitz
@Ihartitz17h
Lmao
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blaire@pissshit90001Oct 25
For Halloween I’m going to be an Alcoholic
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Me sleeping for 2 days straight last week😂
KEEZY BABY 🫶🏽
@1keezybaby9h
All the fine women who don’t cheat probably sleep 😴
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Saw a girl doing a 10 dates in 10 day challenge on TikTok & I was lowkey damnnn I can even get one in 365 days
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ITS GAMEDAY 🦅 RT IF YOU WANT THE EAGLES TO WIN TONIGHT AND FUCK THE COWBOYS 🗣️ GO BIRDS DH
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I fucking love this
John Summit
@johnsummit18h
if ur not dancing hard enough ur fired
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I M A N
@TweetsbyIman19h
Neither is being a parent who can’t provide for their children.
Lindani M.
@LyndaniMOct 25
“No Kids” isn’t a flex btw.
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I’m such a fucking boomer bc I can’t tell it’s ai or real 😭😭😭
RIBH
@RunItBackHerboOct 24
Outstanding - Chargers, ft. Madison Beer
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I’m always in a great mood until I have to drive down US HYW 19
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Going to Fergs after work🤗
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Born to be wild 🎶
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