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Joined May 2014
POV: You are Machine Gun Kelly & Megan Fox is waking you up from a nap
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Look upon Michael, your new God, and despair
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bra shopping looking for both style and comfort
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If I tell you I’ve been ill and your response is “at least you probably lost weight” maybe fucking stop. Maybe walk into the ocean actually
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Finally decided on the shirt to wear to my niece’s baptism
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Finally decided on the shirt to wear to my niece’s baptism
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The most I have ever identified with any song lyric is when Carly Rae Jepson said she’s Just Going to the Store
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I’d like to formally apologize for the actions I took at Twitter HQ yesterday. @elonmusk I am so sorry.
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Former Twitter employee here 👋 I was one of the many people El*n laid off. My job was to feed raw meet to the room full of carnivorous, dinosaur-like blue birds at Twitter HQ (they’re mutants, don’t exist in nature). Sad to think how those birds are doing now 🧵 👇
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I’d like to formally apologize for the actions I took at Twitter HQ yesterday. @elonmusk I am so sorry.
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There Needs To Be A Restaurant For People Who Just Want To Pet The Spinning Meat clickhole.com/there-needs-to…
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This is the website my wife uses to keep me safe
This is the website my wife uses to keep me safe
This Amazon couch review is the single most heartbreaking thing I’ve ever read
Hanging these in my living room in case I forget
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Male improvisers & their gfs
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