Advertising corporate girlie. Used to write about dating. My favourite type of men are ramen.
London
Joined February 2009
- Tweets21.3K
- Following5.3K
- Followers10.4K
- Likes14.2K
7 years since a sweet stranger saw my friend and I in McDonalds at 3am and thought it was poem worthy. Handed this to us as we gnawed drunkenly through our cheeseburgers. – at Hackney, London
London Marmite retweeted
BREAKING: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.
London Marmite retweeted
In 2017, I took part in Celebrity Masterchef. I put my first dish down in front of the judges and the cameras paused to reset. In front of everyone, Gregg Wallace told me to tell a colleague at the BBC “that she was a sexy bitch.” No-one said anything. And yes, I did complain.
Christmas New York recommendations for someone (me) who:
- has been several times before
- is staying in Williamsburg
- wants to feel festive – at Poplar, London
London Marmite retweeted
Fayed was 'monster enabled by a system that pervaded Harrods', says lawyer representing women.
What the investigation into Al Fayed exposes is not only the predatory man he was, but how security/health personnel helped him carry out his sex attacks...
➡️ bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1m9r3pl…
Imagine the joy of meeting someone on Twitter 10 years ago and then being at their wedding – at West Midlands, England
London Marmite retweeted
In the land of free speech
Don't criticise Israel or stand up for Palestine
What do Cate Blanchett, Billie Eilish, José Andrés, John Oliver, Gary Lineker, Charlotte Church, and the Oxford University Press have in common?
All accused of supporting Hamas by supporters of Israel
If you're not sure if you want children, freeze your eggs. Freeze & share in the UK is free, and you can also help another family in the process. It takes a weight off, and keeps the option there just in case.
Awful stuff. This is just half way through 2024. In 2023, men were responsible for 95% of murder carried out on women, and 93% of murders carried out on men. There is a HUGE issue with male violence in this country.
theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-i…
Moved to both laughter and (fairy liquid induced) tears by @RobertAuton at #EdinburghFringe. What a wonderfully warm and poignant hour. – at Edinburgh, Scotland
Started off my first ever fringe show with the relentlessly likeable @ChloePetts. Self aware and socially critical without being a preachy asshole, the room was a joyful one to be in. Go see it.
London Marmite retweeted
Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.
People will say those who work from home don't actually do any work, but I've now boiled the kettle 3 times, and have yet to make myself a cuppa.
Sign the petition to save Bethnal Greens Working Men's Club! With just days until the planned closure we have to act fast megaphone.org.uk/petitions/s… via @megaphoneuk
London Marmite retweeted
Whilst many tune into watch England in the #EURO2024 final, watching in hope and anticipation, remember many women and children will be watching for different reasons…
Domestic abuse increases by 26% when England win or draw and by 38% after a defeat at a major tournament.
