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If you think Dune is Star Wars for smart people, I think you’re a dumb person for even dumber people.
My only regret is not starting a YouTube channel in ‘09 called like “Invincibility Frames” or “ Caped Crudités,” and making the worst lit videos of all time about “what if Kratos met Chikorita!” Granted, I’d be equally mentally ill, but I’d at least be richer and canceled by now.
Thing is, the Illuminati might kill me but the demiurge has beamed a Super Bowl score of 31-10 49ers over Chiefs into my Brian. Toilet not toilet.
Just realized Aaron Rogers has been spending the last couple off seasons living out @tweetsauce’s Mind Field episodes with his isolation weekend and ayahuasca trip. My guess is he spends the next offseason redoing the Stanford Prison Experiment.
Don’t often tweet, but just wanted to say how glad I am that the Seahawks, their sad ankle-tugging players, and their classless fans’ season is over! Rest in piss losers!
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Since Twitter will be ruined by Chris Rock & Will Smith stuff for the next few days, feel free to browse the CharmstoneGames.com backlog of #ttrpg content if you’re hard up for stuff to read.
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Just launched our Patreon, which includes our #dnd5e encounter of the month (and more!) available at the $2 tier. If you're into our content, consider becoming a patron today! patreon.com/charmstonegames
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For 4 years, I’ve been playing a #dnd5e campaign that started with the party in jail. We’re still level 1 and haven’t found a way out yet. We mostly RP our daily hour of yard time. But I think ‘22 is our year to get organized and escape.
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Our 1st #dnd5e supplement "Ballyfos' Inventory of Minor Magic Items" is so close to 1k downloads. Would mean the world to us if we could pass that milestone by year's end. It's "pay what you want," so feel free to take it as our holiday gift to you! dmsguild.com/product/342644/…
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Fun #ttrpg fact: most minis were lead based in the US until 1993 when a proposed NY law threated to ban them. The UK kept lead minis around until 1997.
I don’t think Austin Powers should have won the Oscar. I know it didn’t, but I just wanted to say I think we got that one right.
I once saw a bard named Casio get smashed by an ettin in one hit. What a mess
In honor of our upcoming Gamma World episode, we're doing our first giveaway- these beauties from @AwesomeDice. Be a follower and RT with your most embarrassing RPG character death to enter. Ends 4/12/20. #dice #GammaWorld #ttrpg
