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Vive con furia | I play too many TTRPGs | he/him | Han Solo is my daddy | Free Palestine

St Louis, MO
Joined March 2013
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"Men used to go to war" I don't like war, I like eating pussy and painting warhammer.
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this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads
Is it time? I think it is. 🇺🇸
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I’m starting to piece things together
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Let history record that I called it in 2017.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
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it’s 2045. we all play games together on steam machines with our steam controllers calling each other on our steam phones while we live in our steam houses content with our steam healthcare coverage. steam points still have no useful function
Announcing: New @Steam Hardware, coming in 2026: Steam Controller Steam Machine Steam Frame Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani theonion.com/fact-checking-c…
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I used to be a Hamilton Hater, given that my exposure to it was people screeching the lyrics in dressing rooms. I finally got the opportunity to see it, and when the lights came up at intermission, I turned to my wife and said "yeah, I get it"
owing to years of careful prudence i've never actually seen or heard hamilton before and i'm sorry but i can't believe this was both real and a massive phenomenon
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This is actually the reality of what every meal looks like a man > eating by yourself: $15 > eating with gf or wife: $120
Voter beware - socialists like Zohran Mamdani are never who they say they are.
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Rip bozo
General Lee passed away on this day in 1870 Let us all remember his bravery, his character, and his tireless dedication to doing his duty Rest in Peace, General Lee
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This is like maybe the only franchise where I completely agree make as many Knives Outs as physically possible
Rian Johnson wants to make ‘Knives Out’ movies for the rest of his life “I don’t feel burnt out doing these at all. If anything I feel energized after doing this one” His deal to make them at Netflix ends with ‘Wake Up Dead Man’
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Im not a fan of Zach Bryan by any means but calling out ICE in a song as one of the biggest modern country artists is actually huge
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ran to the marc train almost missed it but the amtrak officer said “Ive never left a pretty woman behind and Im not starting today” huge W early in the day
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Cardinals 0-3 since their owner rented their stadium out to host a white nationalist funeral
Cardinals 0-2 since their owner rented their stadium out to host a white nationalist funeral
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let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters
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If you are born into a family with financial security I actually think dedicating your life to actively trying to help people is probably the best you could do.
Privilege is having rich parents who set you up for life so that you can spend your entire youth doing useless activism while never worrying about having a real job.
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The challenge coins being handed out by ⁦@FBIDirectorKash⁩. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.
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