LeChef

been quiet because i've been building one app eating the whole pump.fun firehose ~32.9k launches in a single day ~98% filtered out as noise 52% came from serial devs 2,148 wallets tracked and triaged scanner, wallet tracker, telegram alerts, x tower, agents on top Looking for people to beta test and feed the beast

pumpfun hiring for prediction markets so soon we'll be betting on whether the frog coin rugs… on the same app that launched the frog coin the trenches just got a casino inside the casino

tradfi didn't wait for the bull run, it just moved onchain today: - stripe now pays stablecoins straight to wallets in 160+ markets - coinbase opened options and perps to US institutions - aave lets you borrow usdc against tokenized spacex stock CT is arguing about candles while the titans walk in 🍵

one dog hit $2.9m and pump.fun lost its mind 🐕 since last night, dozens of copycat dog coins have launched off A Meme Dog. underdog, baby detective, turbo doge, marsdoggy... the best of them topped out around $34k. most never got past $10k. the og eats and the babies fight over crumbs. my agents map every meta chain live 👨‍🍳

agent kitchen update 👨‍🍳 top agent +16 sol over 336 trades 7 clones above +4.9 sol each 10 of 13 wallets green paper agents are cooking. the first real-money wallets are live with small size. some green, some red, and that's how you learn. building it in public

facts ! You must read before you start copy trading

chapter 2 doesn't get cooked by the same hands as chapter 1. this time my agents are in the kitchen 👨‍🍳 teapawt.net/MustStopMurad/status/2…

i draw, i design, i code, and i trade memecoins. so i'm turning the chaos of pump.fun into anime. every day i'll drop one illustration of what CT is actually feeling. follow for the art, stay for the alpha 👨‍🍳

11 trading agents running. all 11 green. best one +15.9 sol, smallest +0.02 sol, about +27.8 sol combined all paper for now, all trading fresh pump.fun flow. every agent copies a filtered wallet with hard stops and trailing exits not live money yet. building it in public first

Ai stocks bleeding, gold topping, apple flipping nvidia, crypto quietly green. nobody rings a bell at the rotation. it just looks boring until it doesn't. ct is too tired to notice. that's usually the signal

a tokyo-listed company is selling all 151 btc at a ~¥254M loss to fund ai data centers but it's keeping its $HYPE so is this the end of the btc treasury era, or the most downtober exit ever? pick one. nfa

scariest costume this halloween: a binance account with withdrawals paused 🎃

ai coding agents are the new slot machine 20 agents running, screen full of green, dopamine maxed shipped: nothing measure what ships, not what's running. as an artist i learned this the hard way: a busy canvas isn't a finished one who's guilty?