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I'm not an anything-ist, because as soon as I have an -ist then someone else decides what I believe. Engineer and jogger, I ride an MTB and a motorbike.

East Anglia
Joined July 2009
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Things I've been criticised for on Twitter (AKA X) A thread…
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Is this the one they were warning us about? Starting life today with no internet and no electricity.
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The NHS is finished. It's already largely dysfunctional and we're seeing the transition towards to a private system. #BBCQT
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I cannot believe this. The 2024 NHS pandemic plan states the following generic assumptions: “it will not be possible to halt the spread of a new pandemic virus, and it would be a waste of public health resources and capacity to attempt to do so.” england.nhs.uk/long-read/fra…
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Grok captures it nicely: Measured, well-informed and largely bollocks-free posting is unusual on X.The platform’s incentives tend to reward speed, confrontation, slogans and emotional intensity more than careful reasoning or restraint.
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Not often I agree with the Sun, so it's worth putting it on the record.
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Clifford Dive retweeted
This is a rare photo of Donald Trump from 1934, helping Albert Einstein finish the theory of relativity. According to Trump, Einstein had been stuck for weeks. “Very smart guy. Terrible with numbers. I looked at the board and said, Albert, put a little 2 up there. He loved it."
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Real two-tier policing.
Just Stop Oil planned to block a road, they got 21 years. Far Right masked thugs actually blocked roads. Not one arrest, nothing.
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The NHS is operationally incompetent and institutionally corrupt.
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#Parkrun hasn't been the same for me since the day I was gang raped at the barcode scanner by a crowd of excited women who discovered I was the only male categorised runner there. Was I panting at the end. But they said I was best in category 😀🤣😂
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Responses to this show that it's a waste of one's life trying to have a meaningful conversation on here about real issues, and their implications, as opposed to ignorant shouting and vacuous ad hominems. X is the home of the stupid. If only you knew what they're doing to you 🤔
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#Parkrun workflow at the event has no internet connectivity. They simply correlate a barcode number with a finish-token number — a list of number pairs. No names, no categories, no feasible enforcement mechanism. That's the point I was making in the original post — reality.
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Briefly came back here after a long break. It's full of idiots. Full-on insane crazy people. We're doomed.
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My son runs a campsite in Snowdonia, from which he was recently watching terrifyingly huge wildfires. Some of his guests thought he was impolite for calling them f-ing stupid for lighting an open fire on the grass of the campsite. Are social media eating our brains?
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43. I'm a "cyclist in my dotage". Actually I don't see the problem with that, so why did the twat who posted it feel the need to do a hit and run, blocking me before I'd read it. Perhaps it's because I understand statistics and he doesn't. Old people can ride bikes and count.
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44. Such an honour for a KC to call me politely rude. It's a great way to wrap up my interaction with X.
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This renewable bollocks could never work. One little snowfall and there's no solar.
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It's not, but you clearly don't want to have a sensible discussion, and I don't want a brainless argument. Goodnight.
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Note that the fossil costs ignore to a large extent the huge sunk costs in legacy plant… …and even if I am taking bollocks, what's the use of a cheap gas plant if we're all dead? Bit of a clincher, that one 😀🤣😂
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I think I can feel a seminal moment coming on.
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That's the long and the short of it.
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I'll slip away now.
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