How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg. —Abe Lincoln. —no dms—

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Nobody tell Melania. 🤫
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Ok the barn has been painted, Trump has my blessing to deport the Mexicans now
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Imagine hating me when I just out here like this
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Rosa Parks passed away 21 years ago today 💔🕊️
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The newest painting in the Louvre. “The Girl with the Suicidal Empathy.” Oil on canvas. Go see it while the Louvre is still standing.
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The guy my wife told me not to worry about
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And that’s how it all started
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You think you've seen the worse, but this week my friend turned her back on her 7 month old for one second and the baby managed to find and catch a live mouse then eat most of it, the tail and entrails dangling out.
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