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Everything I know, I learned from Television and Snapple Bottle Caps. 2016 Softball State Fuckin Champ

Joined September 2010
It's really funny that Glavine, Smoltz and Maddux used to dine at the #Lamplighter when they played in Philly.
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Oh no the refs are letting em play! @BarstoolBigCat
Not sure what kind of deal was made a few years back that very suddenly removed Lavar Ball from my television, but I already want another one after that commercial
They should include acting credits in these players resumes, I'm actually surprised LeBron didnt demand that after that copycat flick that came out
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6 x NBA Champion and 6 x allstar, copilot in the movie Airplane, Kareem Abdul Jabbbar
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Dennis Rodman probably has hundreds of in North Korean propaganda films under his belt, he'd love it
That Macy Gray Anthem was rough...
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76ers practice today 😅 teapawt.net/BleacherReport/status/…
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🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 We are giving away 5 PPV promo codes to watch Jake Paul vs Tyron Woodley on @ShowtimeBoxing for free tonight #PaulWoodley RETWEET THIS TWEET TO ENTER
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Giveaway! We are teaming up with @Spector_Art to giveaway two "On The Road To Victory" prints.  Contest is simple. RT this tweet to enter. Two winners will be picked on Monday, August 23rd.
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My wife, for whom I drove from Sea Isle to Philly to get then back to Sea Isle AND made dinner, has yet to wish me a happy half birthday. It hurts, you guys
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Dario would've thrived with this squad #Sixers
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Ayyyeeeeeeee @_rone way to pick 'em tonight homie
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You’re right. I lose so everyone can win. I died so everyone can live.
Replying to @BarstoolBigCat
Would this have even happened had you not bet "no"? No chance. Thanks for the jinx and giving us a great TV moment, Cat. Jalen Suggs owes you at least 51% of the credit (and rookie contract)
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Any unmarked minivans pulling up and abducting these peaceful patriots? Where is the charging in by officers 5 minutes after giving an hour warning to disperse? No equality at all, this is all fucking bullshit
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