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I’ve watched this 15 times now. Everything about it gets better and better...
Truss’ glacial stupidity, Starmer’s incredulity, Barclay who doesn’t what day of the week it is, Hoyle on belatedly grand sardonic form, Johnson’s grand orator guff called out for all to see
Thoughts and prayers folks, thoughts and prayers for these brave, thought provoking journalists who have ALWAYS fought for women everywhere….
#rustyrockets
#russellbrand
Really, really looking forward to the twitter archives finding out which Reform-backing, Brexit-endorsing, Trump-fluffing female presenters and radio hacks ( yes Hartley-Brewer, Pearson etc ) were sent out to bat for Russell Brand over the years…..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“And it’s insight like this, along withmy repeated hiring of - and hanging about with - convicted fraudsters, sex pests, bullies, tax avoiders, racists, liars, charlatans and general unpleasantness which makes me the leader I am”
#hellomynameislee.. retweeted
Thoughts and prayers for @MartinDaubney today.
What a magnificent moment.
#hellomynameislee.. retweeted
"Dear Diary,
After last week's fiasco where I gave a press conference to an empty room then skived off from the budget speech, I really need this week to go well.
Fingers crossed we don't have any prominent Reform councillors being charged with 12 counts of rape or anything..."
#hellomynameislee.. retweeted
Reform UK Councillor George Madgwick was arrested in January.
@nigel_farage then visited him in Portsmouth 2 months later and platformed him at a @ReformParty_UK rally.
What did he know, and when?
news.sky.com/story/reform-co…
#hellomynameislee.. retweeted
Hi @Nigel_Farage, seems you were happy to meet Paolo Zampolli too. Doesn’t it?
The guy that the House Judiciary Committee investigation stated he was “an active participant” in Jeffery Epstein's alleged sex trafficking.
The guy that the FBI said he arranged a model’s visa before she was recruited to give a massage at Epstein’s house, where Epstein allegedly raped her.
The guy with the civil lawsuit over the alleged drugging and raping of Victoria Drake.
How many times have you, or Reform UK officials met this man?
Hi @andreajenkyns, why did you delete the video of yourself with Paolo Zampoli talking about how you had just had lunch together?
Is it because you realised the House Judiciary Committee investigation stated he was “an active participant” in Jeffery Epstein's alleged sex trafficking?
Or was it that the FBI said he arranged a model’s visa before she was recruited to give a massage at Epstein’s house, where Epstein allegedly raped her?
Or is it the civil lawsuit he’s facing over the alleged drugging and raping of Victoria Drake?
And you think he’s “amazing”.
That’s a lot of promises you’re making there, Mayor.
In the years 2020/2021 the pubic were robbed
Robbed by a disease
Robbed by a bunch of crooks
Robbed of the truth
🔴 EXCLUSIVE: After *five-year* legal battle, Democracy for Sale has forced the government to reveal who referred firms to lucrative Covid PPE ‘VIP lane’ for 'politically connected'
30+ senior Tories are named, plus ex Duchess of York, and many more 🧵
democracyforsale.substack.co…
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Reform UK’s @ReformUKSam Journet has resigned from the @Essex_CC cabinet after just 4 months in the role.
There’s clearly more to this than he just “can’t cope with the workload” (it was his decision to stand for both Basildon and Essex seats).
Let’s look at Journet’s year as a councillor:
2025
He filmed a disabled man and made allegations about his behaviour, leading to calls for an apology and training.
He was arrested on suspicion of stalking, harassment and a public order offence.
He faced complaints from council staff about intimidation, disruption and entering staff-only areas.
2026
Former Reform colleague Sarah Shields accused him of prolonged bullying and derogatory remarks about her dyslexia.
He received complaints about filming council staff and residents using camera-enabled glasses.
He pledged to donate his councillor allowance. There’s no evidence he has.
Residents launched a petition questioning his suitability to serve as Mayor of Basildon.
Genesis Jewellery Ltd was compulsorily struck off following overdue filing requirements.
He faces questions over missing company accounts, discrepancies in declarations of interests and a unsatisfied county court judgment.
So what’s this really about?
Raheem Kassam, racist tw*tsponge, conspiracy theorist and my former chief of staff….
Never heard of him
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Dear @IsabelOakeshott will you please clarify what lobbying and public opinion campaign you/Oakright offered to Lybia (via former MP Daniel Kawczynski who now works with you)? Why was that not registered under FIRS lobbying rules? Was any Reform MP doing anything linked to Lybia?
دانييل كاوتشينسكي، النائب البريطاني السابق عن حزب المحافظين، ما زال يحاول بعد فشله السياسي أن يرجع للساحة من باب الملف الليبي، رغم إنه كان واحد من أشد المحرضين ضد القيادة العامة للجيش الوطني وضد الفريق صدام حفتر شخصيًا. في أكثر من مناسبة داخل البرلمان البريطاني استخدم كاوتشينسكي موقعه للهجوم على الجيش الوطني الليبي، ووجه أسئلة رسمية لوزارة الخارجية طالب فيها بفرض عقوبات على صدام حفتر، مستندًا إلى تقارير من منظمات منحازة. هذا السلوك وقتها كان واضح إنه عداء مباشر لأي مشروع وطني حقيقي في ليبيا.
اليوم بعد خسارته في الانتخابات، رجع كاوتشينسكي يحاول يقدم نفسه كوجه جديد “محايد” من خلال ما يسمى بالجمعية الليبية البريطانية للتنمية LBDA، ويتحرك عبر بوابة “الشراكة والتعاون الاقتصادي” وكأنه لم يكن يومًا من خصوم الجيش. لكن في الكواليس بدأ يظهر كلام كثير، مجرد word whisper، عن تحركات غامضة مرتبطة به وببعض الشخصيات الليبية المقربة من دوائر مالية.
الحديث المتداول يقول إن كاوتشينسكي يعمل مع الصحفية البريطانية إيزابيل أوكشوت من خلال شركة اسمها Oakright Global FZ-LLC، وهي شركة استشارية مسجلة في الإمارات تعمل في مجالات السياسة والإعلام وإدارة الأزمات والتأثير في الرأي العام، وتقدّم نفسها على أنها فريق من مستشارين ذوي خبرة في الحكومات والإعلام والسياسة الدولية. الشركة هذه، حسب موقعها الرسمي، متخصصة في صياغة الرسائل السياسية والتعامل مع الأزمات وتوجيه الصورة العامة لصالح عملائها.
اللي زاد الشكوك إن بعض المصادر غير المؤكدة تحدثت عن وساطة بين كاوتشينسكي وشخصيات ليبية عبر هذه الشركة، لعقود استشارية أو حملات إعلامية، لكن ما فيش أي دليل رسمي لحد الآن على صحة هالكلام. في المقابل، ظهرت مؤخرًا الصحفية أوكشوت نفسها بمقال في The Telegraph تكلمت فيه بإيجابية عن القيادة العامة واعترفت بمجهودات الجيش الوطني في محاربة الإرهاب وتحقيق الأمن، وهو مقال أثار جدل واسع لأن خصوم الرجمة روجوا إنه مدفوع الثمن وإن في أموال وصلت لقرابة 3 ملايين دينار ليبي، وهي إشاعات لم يتم التأكد منها حتى الآن.
كل هذا يبين إن الملف الليبي صار ساحة يتحرك فيها بعض السياسيين البريطانيين السابقين لأهداف شخصية ومصالح مالية، ومنهم كاوتشينسكي اللي يحاول يبدّل جلده بعد ما فقد نفوذه في لندن. ليبيا ما تحتاجش ناس من النوع هذا، اللي اليوم يدّعي الصداقة وبالأمس كان أول من يحرّض ضدها. والقيادة العامة لازم تكون واعية لكل التحركات اللي تستهدف تشويه أو استغلال صورتها إعلاميًا وسياسيًا.
وبإذن الله، الأيام الجاية نطلع في فيديو نوضح فيه أكثر خلفيات هذا الموضوع وشن حقيقة الارتباطات اللي تدور بين كاوتشينسكي، أوكشوت، والجمعية الليبية البريطانية للتنمية، بالأسماء والمصادر، حتى تكون الصورة واضحة لكل الليبيين والمتابعين للشأن الوطني
As Farage makes bad jokes to an empty room, it’s reassuring that the only things more vacant and hollow than the venue are Jenrick’s skull and Jenrick’s lickspittle soul
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To be charitable to Kruger and Jenrick, I don't think either of them personally believes that Kemi Badenoch is a 'Nigerian scammer' or an illegal immigrant. But they won't condemn those comments because they damn well know Reform's electoral base is largely made up of racists.
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@Nigel_Farage missed almost 70% of the parliament votes. He hasn't had a single surgery in his constituency. He is getting paid to do fuck all.