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Greatest Call in the History of Calls at 2:35. Burt Cooper. “...The Japanese Have a Saying...” podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
I saw him on a rehab assignment at Pawtucket. No score until his first at bat.
First pitch he sees…1 nothing. About 10 minutes later I saw Blue flashing lights with a Giant SUV in tow. There was no second Ortiz at bat.
Greatest call in Radio History.
Hopefully @kirkmin concurs.
Sus!!!! Those 4 plays need to be reviewed by the SEC. Of course an NCAA Spokesman will release a word salad response. A great matchup ruined by incompetent officials.
No way Kirby feels in his heart that his team beat Bama…
Congrats GA. Enjoy the faux win.
Missed PI, missed targeting on Williams, missed an egregious face mask on EJ, somehow overturned a called INT when the ball never hit the ground!?!? So idk where their “indisputable video evidence” came from but it definitely wasn’t from the replay. Most insane officiating performance ive ever seen.
Excellent podcast from @kirkmin on Enough about ME on this incredible story.
🇺🇸 In 1986, 20-year-old Christopher Knight quit his job and drove into the Maine woods until his car ran out of gas.
Once his car ran dead, he got out, then stayed in the woods for 27 YEARS.
He lived completely alone in a hidden camp and the only words he ever spoke to another human were a simple “Hi” to a passing hiker.
To survive, he stole food and gas from nearby vacation homes more than 1,000 times, yet was never caught once.
In brutal winters, he’d erase his footprints and wander at night using military-level survival tricks just to stay alive.
In 2013, after 27 years in the woods, Christopher, now 47, was tracked down by police after a surveillance camera caught the “North Pond Hermit”
He was arrested, but released after serving only 7 months for his crimes.
Lee Stover retweeted
This MADTV skit from 24 years ago is still painfully accurate.
A white girl whose brain has been broken by leftism uses her Black friend as bait to “prove” all old people are racist. When the old lady is actually nice, she gets pissed that her friend isn’t “Black enough” and tells her to pump up the ghetto act.
Then drops the classic: “I can’t be racist, my best friend is Black.”
The left still does this exact routine every single day. They hunt for racism everywhere, call everyone else racist, and never notice they’re the ones obsessed with race.
Probably all of the small businesses that @stoolpresidente saved during lockdown. Now go microwave your imitation porridge and then brush your moms hair.
Lee Stover retweeted
On August 26, a group from, "The Hill" organized a "Yogi Berra Night" in St. Louis to honor their native son.
Before the series in St. Louis, Berra had contracted strep throat in Cleveland and had to be hospitalized.
When he arrived in town for his night, Yogi was very nervous about making an acceptance speech.
That was the night he uttered the famous line:
"I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary."
John Drebinger, retired baseball writer for the "New York Times', swears it is true about the piano Carmen Berra bought for their home in Montclair, N.J.
Yogi was telling John what a beautiful piece of furniture it was and, he was sure, what a fine instrument.
“By the way,” Yogi said.
“You play piano, don't you, John?”
“I tickle the keys occassionally,” Drebby admitted.
“I'd like you to come over some night,” Yogi said, “and show me how it works.”
This reminds me of a David Brinkley story:
“He tried killing him self with sleeping pills before execution. The OK authorities quickly revived him and ended his life”
~ D Brinkley
“….while showering.” And the audience didn’t laugh. No wonder Norm always had to have a backup line.
In Washington D.C., public school officials are asking parents to help pay for needed equipment, such as a new state-of-the-art surveillance system that one area school has requested.
According to the school's principal, the new system will help him monitor cheerleaders that he claims like to vandalize school property while showering.
[dead silence follows this joke, he gets almost no reaction at all. This seems to amuse Norm.]
Norm: I don't think he's a good principal at all, that character.
Terror in the Sky: Turns out the Backup Pilots fight to the death…this could be a great scene in a terror plot movie.
🇦🇪🇺🇦🇷🇺 A RUSSIAN AND A UKRAINIAN SAVED THE DAY
After much confusion, it turns out a Ukrainian and a Russian pilot were on board the FlyDubai plane.
Both took control of the plane and landed it after the second pilot attacked the captain.
Both are pilots who were flying as regular passengers in civilian clothes. After the incident, they replaced the crew in the cockpit and landed the plane.
Russians and Ukrainians work together… a much better end to this story!
Well, The Five might screw up and lead everyone to their mothership. This might not be a bad decision to release them. We’ll have to wait and see.
Maybe he should get re-educated. Starting with 5th grade….
It gives me comfort to know that my hard work used to pay for Layabout Losers.
