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LeftHookLarry

@LeftHookLarry03

m22 | 🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇱 | he/him | bi guy | husbant of @hippiemothe | professional hater of the french | himbo/gym bro | 226-90 in picks (71.5%)

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Joined November 2023
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I love my wife.
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Like half my kinks are just stuff my evil girlfriend (whom I love unconditionally) has gaslit me into enjoying.
🔞v (@monstrdaddynsfw) profile picture🔞v@monstrdaddynsfwNov 3
does a fetish you have ever piss you off? like wtf do u mean *that* turns me on?? why that??? wtf happened?? was i dropped on my head as a baby???
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starting tomorrow if ur white and can't move it like this you get executed by firing squad
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Donald Trump. Listen. That’s the roof of your mouth calling for the rush of a cold Glock 19 pressing against it, followed by the orgasmic release of lead into your brain stem. Do it. Do us proud.
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Regardless of how addicted you personally are to being miserable, one of earth's most powerful nations going from straight fascism to "only" Center right populism is still a good thing.
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Being aware of life improving somewhat, if not a massive amount, doesn’t mean you’re "libbing out" and going to lose your epic leftism points, it just means you’re capable of observing the objective reality of the situation.
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I never wanna hear a white women chat to me about some "black men are men b4 they're black" on this app ever again
sam (@svmyoukrazy) profile picturesam@svmyoukrazy17h
WHITE WOMEN FC COME OUTSIDE teapawt.net/dabtheink/status/21178…
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The chart distorts 2026 midterm exit poll data with incorrect demographic shares and vote splits. Actual polls show white women nearly even (~50-51% Democrat) and Black voters ~9-13% of electorate, not 27%. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-… theworlddata.com/midterm-electi…
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Woke 3.0 Vigilant@Boobsweat198918h
WE ARE 5 SHOTS DEEP!!!!!!! GOOD FUCKING BYE HOT WHEELS, YOUR REIGN OF TERRORISM IS FUCKING OVER, IF I WERE YOU ID FUCKING KILL MYSELF MY NIGGA
Woke 3.0 Vigilant (@Boobsweat1989) profile pictureWoke 3.0 Vigilant@Boobsweat198919h
I will genuinely take 50 shots tonight if texas goes blue
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das machen sie morgen im jobcenter mit meinem arsch
Julian Crow (@julian16986) profile pictureJulian Crow@julian16986Nov 1
An Ancient Sword Hardening Technique Using a Banana tree
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The day I stop sending my wife pictures of cool little bugs I’ve found is the day he should dump me.
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LeftHookLarry@LeftHookLarry03May 19
My local goats, Japanische Kampfhörspiele. Here’s a clip of them performing at a show we opened for them. They fucking rip.
solé (@layxsnv) profile picturesolé
@layxsnvMay 17
who took ur concert virginity??? i'm intrigued
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Had myself a very German day yesterday. Visited my mum and she made me some birthday food. Brussels sprouts, Knödel and Kohlrouladen. Then went home later and had some leftover Bratwurst and Sauerkraut.
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radde@tvvidderraddeNov 1
mein arsch wenn man mir meine israel flagge des gleichgewichts aus den händen reißt
Yallah Falasteen 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 (@YallahF55917) profile pictureYallah Falasteen 🇵🇸 🇱🇧@YallahF55917Oct 31
Berlin
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Using this line-up of wins to flex is the only funny part of this video lmao.
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Championship Rounds (@ChampRDS) profile pictureChampionship Rounds
@ChampRDSNov 2
Josh Hokit just dropped a diss track dissing Ciryl Gane, Tom Aspinall, Jon Jones, Ilia Topuria and Alex Pereira 😭
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0 days since crying to "10,000 Days (Wings, Pt. 2)" by Tool.
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Fucking love rats. They’re so cool.
News from Science (@NewsfromScience) profile pictureNews from Science
@NewsfromScienceOct 30
Talk about an in-flight meal. For the first time, researchers have captured rats hunting bats by grabbing them from the sky. Learn more: scim.ag/47WVwUd #ScienceMagArchives
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Now we just need to introduce the Dutch thing of having old people get checked for their ability to still drive correctly. My grandma can barely back out of her parking space, she should not be allowed on the autobahn lmao.
Radical Living (@RadicalFalk) profile pictureRadical Living
@RadicalFalkOct 30
In Germany you can lose your driving license without ever touching a car 🤡
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One of the (many) things that pains me about this, aside from how many people refuse to sit down and read the original story, is how I see people go on about the video game and AM's hate monologue, but completely skip over this gem from the radio drama
Noah 🔶 (@st_noah_of_arc) profile pictureNoah 🔶@st_noah_of_arcOct 30
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream has to be one of the most larped pieces of media of all time. People always talk about it as if it's this huge sprawling universe with loads of lore. It's a short story that you can read in ten minutes.
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Cool stuff, I just wish he were doing it on a different team than the nuggets lmao.
Bobby (@BobbyMlRE) profile pictureBobby
@BobbyMlREOct 31
Christian Braun put an end to Shai’s 20 pt streak and went 7/7 from three all in the last 10 days
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