Finally finished the Nick Saban documentary on ESPN. 29 losses in 17 seasons at Alabama. 6 National Titles. Every player he recruited who stayed four years winning a ring. We’ll never see that kind of dominance again in college football.

Regulators have yet to approve GPU index futures but ex-Citadel quant @zjasper is already looking ahead to physical settlement. And no, it doesn't mean shipping you a data center. Ngl, this was quite illuminating ⬇️⚙️ Ft @drwconvexity & @carmenli cnbc.com/2026/10/26/gpu-futu…

BREAKING: Fidelity reduced minimum assets requirement to participate in IPOs from $500,000 to just $25,000

Building the ideal NFL roster based entirely on their relationship situation: QB: Married to an above-average looking woman he met before he was famous. Attractive, supportive, but not Madison Beer hot. QB1 cannot have distractions. RB: Knocked up his college girlfriend sophomore year. Still with her. 3 kids. Rumored mistress that everyone in the organization knows about but nobody discusses. May have one domestic violence charge that got dropped. WR1: Completely single. Zero responsibilities. Following 4,700 women on Instagram. Let him cook. WR2: Dating an Instagram model with 800k followers. Relationship is extremely toxic. Somehow this makes him better. Slot WR: White guy married to a beautiful mid blonde. Golden retriever. Two kids. Lives 12 minutes from the facility. Automatic on 3rd & 7. TE: Dating a famous actress/singer who gets shown during every broadcast. Annoying but necessary for team morale. LT/RT: Married to high school sweethearts. Southern women. Three kids minimum. Own homes on 5+ acres. Absolutely zero nightlife. Guards: Also married. Wives are best friends. Joint family vacations every offseason. Center: Has been with the same woman since 8th grade. She packs his lunch. WR3: Single, but not famous enough to pull WR1 numbers. Gets the girls WR1 stopped responding to. Kicker: Wife is inexplicably a 10. Nobody understands how he did it. Punter: You have literally no idea if he has ever spoken to a woman. This team goes 14-3.

...and today, and 90 delta on tmrw too

🚨BREAKING: The HERO who stopped the deadly Oregon elementary school shooting is reportedly being identified online as KAYLEB GIAMANCO!! Kayleb is a father of two little girls who attend that very school. He reportedly lives nearby and was heading home on his lunch break when he heard gunshots and realized something horrific was happening at his daughters’ school!! He reportedly ran toward the school, knowing his daughters were inside. I honestly cannot even imagine the fear that must’ve been going through him. Kayleb deserves an ENORMOUS amount of gratitude for stepping in when those children needed help most. ❤️🙏 he’s a HERO!!

We cooked. It’s gonna get bad in the future 👀

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