These people saw a very fat scorpion by the tap in the compound and being the only guy at home, they called me to kill it. When I hit it with my slippers, it exploded and landed on my face😭
If you really deep it, Messi’s 8 Ballons D’Or is worth 15. He won them because he was so so far ahead of the rest. Never even gave *one* interview begging for the award. Barça never ran a campaign for him to get votes. His PR was the worst. The entire Madrid based Spanish media was on his tail, ready to tear into him for the smallest mistake.
They still ran the ‘didn’t win the X trophy’ gimmick which robbed him off multiple awards after 2015. He had to put in gargantuan performances week in week out to barely win the award. When he didn’t win CL/World Cup, his entire season was written off. Like 2018, when he finished 5th.
La Liga was considered as chocolate chips. Copa America became the Mickey Mouse trophy. Ultimately World Cup itself became irrelevant. Funnily enough they used the exact same trophies to rob him off the awards in the past.
Now that Kane has won the award without winning football’s ultimate titles, no one’s got an issue. But with the same exact metric, Messi should’ve won 15, and none of you are ready for that conversation.
its like you people do not have a real grasp of how much this half dead withering bastard fucked us over. anybody just about making a case for him should ideally be murked on the spot. feels like mass psychosis that there’s people who still want him. fuel was 197 naira in october 2022. bag of rice was 25k. ts so fucked up.
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10 things you need to know about arrest and search:
1. Search in a premises or house can be conducted between 5:00 AM and 8:00 PM, except the court directs or authorises otherwise.
2. Arrest can be done at any time of the day or night. No time that an arrest cannot be effected.
3. An arrest can be done with or without warrant. It is not in all cases that an arrest must be done with warrant. There are at least 10 instances that an arrest can be done without a warrant.
4. An arrest of one person cannot be effected in place or in lieu of another person or for the purpose of luring another person to show up.
5. A private person has the right or power to arrest another person upon reasonable suspicion that a crime has been committed, is likely to be committed or the person escapes from lawful custody. But the suspect must be handed over to the appropriate authority within reasonable tome.
6. A man cannot search a woman. A woman cannot search a man. Except there is no officer of the same gender to conduct the search.
7. The arresting officer must immediately inform the suspect of the reason for their arrest, unless they are caught in the actual commission of the crime.
8. A suspect must not be handcuffed, bound, or subjected to unnecessary restraint unless there is a reasonable risk of escape, violence, or for public safety or safety of the suspect.
9. To carry out an arrest or search of a person, access to a house or place cannot be obtained voluntarily. But where access is not granted, an officer may break open or destroy any outer or inner door or window of any house or place.
10. If the house or place is in the actual occupancy of a woman who by custom or religious practice does not appear in public, the officer must give notice to the woman that she is at liberty to withdraw before entering the premises.
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This is how stupid our people are. And it’s most of the population
I am selling rice for N1,000. Rice is essential for everyone to eat. Everyone is buying the rice. Suddenly a new producer comes and says rice is now N10,000. You complain and groan. He now goes “Ok I will give you loan so that you can afford the N10,000 rice”. You now jubilate and say “This man is trying. He cooked with that loan for me to be able to afford rice”
This is the tale of NELFUND.
If you like don’t bill your clients well. When you’re in court 8 years later on the same matter and there is no end in sight, you’ll hate why you became a lawyer in the first place.
I’ve not seen anyone criticize or accuse Harry Kane of robbery.
Remember Messi and the 2010 ballon d’or?
Similar circumstances but no outrage this time. Time will always vindicate you
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VAR: This was when President Tinubu was addressing the Kaduna rally at the Ranchers Bees stadium.
I told you guys to just leave them deceive themselves. Any sane person should know the problem that made them go exhume the video of the 2022 rally claiming it to be last Saturday is not a small problem.
Una Go Learn New Things
#TinubuMustGo
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TRUMP: “Atlanta, Haiti, Nigeria, and Detroit. All shitholes.”
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This quote is fabricated. At the Oct 24 Perry, GA rally Trump said migrants come from "terror-infested countries like Libya, Yemen, Haiti, Somalia" and called them "shithouse countries" - Atlanta, Nigeria and Detroit were not part of that list. hiindia.com/trump-revives-…
A family friend approached me some weeks back because his brother had been arrested by the police for scamming vendor with fake alerts. I gave him free legal advice but I told him how much to expect when coming to brief my firm officially to handle the case. He said we were too






















