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Fort Lauderdale, FL
Joined July 2011
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Or this one
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I'm in awe of how they managed to get away with this joke.
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Martin Lawrence got banned from SNL after this episode.
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Social media so draining lately. Everybody sensitive about something.
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These hoes man🤦🏾‍♂️
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Ginger ale blackberry
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Imagine you’re on a fancy dinner cruise in Thailand, and suddenly the crew tells everyone to drop to the floor because the boat is about to squeeze under a bridge. That’s what happened to one tourist on day 11 of her trip. With the water running high, the bridges along the route were sitting so low that there was barely any room between the roof of the boat and the concrete above. Passengers had to get down on the floor and keep their eyes straight ahead as the boat slid underneath, close enough that standing up could have been deadly. Dinner, drinks, and a near brush with a bridge, all in one night. Would you have stayed on that boat, or asked to get off at the next stop?
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Druski does a Dominican man working at T Mobile skit on SNL tonight📍
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Man Tampa, Florida ain’t ah real place 😂😂😂
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The Ed, Edd n Eddy game literally felt like playing a lost episode of the cartoon. They don't make tie-in games like this anymore.
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Who got that one Dragon Ball video?
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Many of you still think soldiers die like heroes in clean, decisive moments. This footage from Height 105-106 shows the actual pattern: short, brutal close encounters in trenches and treelines where both sides take heavy losses in seconds. The foreign volunteers (US, Canadian and others) who went into Alfa and Bravo did not stroll in as invincible veterans; they closed with the enemy under fire, cleared positions, and finished the fight at arm’s length. Officials on both sides will call the dead martyrs or heroes. That is a cliché that softens reality for people who have never watched these frames. This is not the Middle East style of engagement most Western veterans trained for. Iraq and Afghanistan experience does not automatically transfer. Standard training and past tours do not prepare you for the density of fires, the constant drone threat, and the pure infantry meat-grinder of these European fields. You can be a veteran of Kandahar or Fallujah and still not last long if you trust only old skills. As the Afghan proverb says: everyone is gang until they go to Kandahar. The ones who actually went into those trenches found out quickly that talk and prior service do not change the arithmetic of short-range killing. Most of the fallen on either side were not dying as storybook heroes. They were simply there when the next burst of fire arrived.
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this is the craziest shit ive ever seen
BREAKING: New footage captures the aircraft crash in Greenacres, Florida. Preliminary information suggests the aircraft that crashed is a business jet.
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Anthony Haynes was 18 years old when he shot and killed an off-duty Houston police officer in front of the man's wife in 1998. Prosecutors said he later bragged about killing a cop - and told people he regretted leaving the wife alive. Texas put him on death row. His execution date was set. Anthony told anyone who would listen that God had told him he would not die on death row. On October 18, 2012, the US Supreme Court stopped his execution 2.5 hours before it was scheduled to happen. In the video below, cameras follow Anthony Haynes through his final hours on execution day - and capture the exact moment everything changed. The officer he shot was Paul Haines. Off duty. He identified himself as a cop and reached toward his back pocket for his badge. Anthony said from where he was standing it looked like a weapon. He fired one shot. His attorney took the case personally. Said Anthony was too young, too inexperienced with life to be sitting on death row. Said he hadn't lived enough to know what he was losing. Anthony said he didn't believe he was going to die. Not for a single second. Around 4pm, hours before the scheduled execution, the Supreme Court issued a stay. A last-minute appeal about ineffective counsel had reached the right desk at the right moment. The execution was stopped. Anthony sat there after hearing the news. Said he was sorry it happened. Said he wished it never had. But the relief in the room was visible to everyone except him - he said he already knew. God told him. Was Anthony Haynes a cold-blooded killer who dodged justice, or a teenager who made one fatal mistake that the system was about to make permanent?
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If you ever feel dumb, remember that Sasuke once blitzed into the Kage Summit hanging upside down, ignored the Kages and focused solely on Danzo like the others were zero threat only to get one shot by Chojuro
QUOTE ME YOUR FAVOURITE ENTRANCE IN ANIME / MOVIE 🎥✨
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This is the craziest reveal in cartoon history.
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And it really didn’t stop there
This is the craziest reveal in cartoon history.
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I think about this sometimes
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (2001)
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The black kid popping up out of the Leaves might be the funniest thing I've ever seen
Nick or Treat 1985-2002, they couldn’t air this today
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