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Michigan Senate race: Former FBI Agent who takes Israel lobby & Big Pharma money vs. a “Muslim” leftist shitlib. Both sides hate the other side so much, they actually think “their guy” is legit. 🎭
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Trump used to be hilarious. Now he’s not funny and just talking about dude’s bodies. This is actually funnier than what Trump says. (Not a co-sign of him, just saying Trump sucks that bad now)
El-Sayed: This is like the 3rd campaign stop where Donald Trump can't help but mention somebody's ass. When I get to DC, I'm just gonna make sure that I never let him see mine…
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I think most of the country wishes Democrats AND Republicans could lose the upcoming election. But Republicans are going to lose bigly because Trump took the momentum conservatives worked so hard to build & body-slammed it into the ground.
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Trump doesn’t have a single person in his circle to tell him to stop doing this?
Trump: I'm examining his body. His ass was like a big piece of muscle. His feet were massive. His hands—his fingers looked like sausages. And then I looked at his neck. And then I patted him on the shoulder and I hurt my hand.
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Michigan is all about… *checks notes* Central Casting?
Trump: We're going to elect, I call him "apple pie." He's like, perfect this guy. He's central casting
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Trump is bragging again about being popular in Israel and uses that as a reason to lecture Jewish Americans on how to vote. I think it’s time for Trump to go to Israel & stay there.
Trump: You know, I'm polling at about 99% in Israel
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It’s funny that Trump defended Bill Clinton against Epstein scrutiny and to thank him, Bill makes fun of Trump’s super tacky decorating style 😂
Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"
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Fox News is doing incalculable damage to our elderly conservative community
Chabad of Bel Air Rabbi Chaim Mentz demands Pres. Trump attack Iran: "He has to do it!" "There's no more waiting! Now is the time!"
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You’re not supposed to say this but it’s true. And our foreign policy makes more sense when you realize they hold a grudge against Europe and Jesus.
Tucker Carlson : « Détruire l’Europe a toujours été un objectif israélien. »
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Kinda crazy how Trump’s midterm strategy is daily rallies where he descriptively embellishes old men’s bodies & bribing adults with a $5000 socialist check out of desperation. This is either a planned humiliation ritual or elderly abuse.
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Look at the giant Eli Lilly sponsorship logo on their desk. Almost every athlete and celebrity in this country chooses to be a financial whore/slave in order to get richer.
This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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The current algorithm on every social media right now is to keep you scrolling watching short vertical videos for as long as possible & come out from the experience getting 1000x less enjoyment than you used to get from videos online five years ago
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Ali G is no doubt insanely funny. It just ruined it for me when he was crying about “hate speech” and trying to get Facebook to censor more.
Logan Paul DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO REACT when he showed Ali G a picture of his wife Nina Agdal, only for Ali G to act like she was MID before asking if she was TRANSGENDER 😭💀 “Yeah, she’s alright… It’s not bad if you like that kind of thing. And she was born which gender?” 😭
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Reading the comments. Lmao. What’s the over/under that the Falcons put out an apology?
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I didn’t know Vivek Ramaswamy was JD Vance’s son. That’s pretty cool!
JD Vance: "My 6 year old was extremely excited that Ja'marr Chase told him he had nice gloves. So, big day for little 6-year-old Vivek."
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Democrats are going through the phase of “Trump & Republicans suck so bad that we think Democrats will be better!” They won’t be. It’s a never-ending circle. You’ll be disappointed just like conservatives soon enough.
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😂😂😂 was like a bullfrog out of nowhere for literally no reason 😂😂😂
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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