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I’ve seen politicians end their career in very interesting ways but I don’t think there’s a way you can make sense of what Haley Stevens is doing
Shit you not. Current governor of Texas running ads about how he’d lower property taxes when property taxes have kept going up the 12 years he already been in office
He can still throw 102 and paint the corner whew
OBAMA: The president wasn't even mad. About The Saddam Hussein comparison. That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about The Cheesecake Factory. He took great umbrage. He said I didn't understand the work of the artisans in the White House.
They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke.
Boy don’t even got a 1k yard season and got his own day. When is LegendofEric day in the city lol
Houston's mayor has officially declared October 29 as Nathaniel "Tank" Dell Day 🫡💯
Tank returned to the field for the first time in 673 days after suffering a major knee injury, recording one reception for 43 yards 🙌
(Via @houstonmayor/IG)
Got all these new responsibilities at work that I have no idea what I’m doing but I’m in here lying like I got it all figured out
Soon as the sun start setting around 6 pm you start missing that woman you been no contact with for 1 year+
