Leonard

Marked out just a little bit

I miss the baseball jersey era of rap

Got a promotion at work. Today's my first day being in a management role.

Now she's going the wrong way

I assumed they had a GPS or something. She straight up had a piece of paper with directions.

The bus driver just asked me which way to go

Never thought I'd be smoking weed legally.

My past 2 @DoorDash orders have been delivered to the wrong house.

Spotify must know me well. Every other song they're playing is about smoking weed.

Just went to the movies a day early

I almost got hit by a car least night. Like seriously close. I was in the crosswalk crossing the street properly and someone blew through the light and came seriously close to killing me.

We just got a $330 kids Gucci belt in at work. Who the hell is buying that for a kid.

I hate being included. Everyone's pressuring me about going to happy hour. I'm not much of a drinker or someone who likes hanging out with people lol

I'm 40 and work with a bunch of people in their early twenties and one 19 year old. They're always asking me for advice 🤣 I feel like I'm the wrong person for that. The 19 year old told me he likes talking to older people because you can learn stuff. I'm old lol.

I had coffee from 3 different places today. 7-11 Starbucks and Dunkin.

I posted a reel on Instagram and somehow it has 10,000 likes. So weird.

My son got suspended for 10 days and has to go to drug and alcohol classes.

Sooner rather than later it looks like I'm going to be promoted to a management position. It was originally supposed to be in March. Now it could be in as little as 30 days. I'm kinda freaking out. I've never been a main manager just an assistant manager. This is crazy.

Thinking about the last time the Phillies won the world series makes me feel old.