I love my red bottoms, leopard and a good martini. Low key wish I was a Bravo housewife. Infertility sucks. I never proofread my tweets. Wannabe golfer

Somewhere drinking
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I don’t get the John hate. I think he was ignorant on some things but he was so open to Sarah educating him and wanting to do and know better. I kind of like them together 🤷🏽‍♀️ #LoveIsBlind
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I think Erika is still in this bc she wants to tell Blake no at the altar in front of everyone and I kind of love that for her #LoveIsBlind
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Omg Aneha with this whole ass speech during dress shopping like stfu I had to fastforward and she was still talking #LoveIsBlind
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Anyway I hope Michaella and the beekeeper are happy #LoveIsBlind
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Robs excuses for embarrassing himself and acting like a jerk to Michaela: His dad died, his mom is 75 2 of his friends died His dad cried when his uncle died of Aids He's stressed & going through alot His family is unsure He is unsure #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind11
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Blake’s friends def sounded like they were trying to talk Erika out of things #LoveIsBlind
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I enjoyed they gang up on Gizelle a little too much #RHOP
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Watching The Addams Family movie from ‘91 and remembering I thought Gomez was hot as a child 😅😅
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Watching Grease 2 bc my tik tok algorithm has convinced me to do so
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Fall-O-Ween with these witches
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Door dashing a single bagel with cream cheese and caramel latte bc im too hungover to function
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Feeling witchy 🧙🏽‍♀️
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Rory stays embarrassing and hurting dean wtf #GilmoreGirls
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Told my nail guy I wanted black nails ghosts and his response: I’ll give you something better. The something better:
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These ladies masking their jealousy for Gina’s success and shopping as “concern” 🙄🙄 like she literally said she wanted to shop in Tokyo so I’m sure she put money aside for that #RHOC
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Honestly Bronwyn using Todd’s credit cards to travel with her boy toy and meet his parents is kind of amazing. Also why are the women so pressed she met the parents? Who truly cares lol #RHOSLC
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Like between Aneha not being able to stfu and constantly bringing up her parents disapproval although she knew what she was getting into with this show and Wilnie bringing up Wilson having another connection, these ladies are driving me crazy #LoveIsBlind
Why do the women always end up annoying me more than the men on this damn show?! Like am I toxic?? #LoveIsBlind
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Why do the women always end up annoying me more than the men on this damn show?! Like am I toxic?? #LoveIsBlind
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Dedication night has me in shambles and Ive only watched the first 2 dances 😭😭 #DWTS
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Had to be more professional today but killed my presentation
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