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I accidentally made this account whilst driving and my phone was in my pocket. Parody account.

Joined August 2016
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JOHN EUSTACE RAN AWAY WITH THE PEN SO I WON'T BE SIGNING FOR RANGERS UNTIL I CATCH HIM. SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION.
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JUST HAD A TOUR OF IBROX AND THERE WAS MORE PEOPLE INSIDE THERE AT THE MOMENT THAN THERE WAS AT A MATCHDAY AT VILLA PARK #SigningSoon
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How dare someone who resembles a boiled egg the size of the London eye criticise my speed, roll away chubby cue ball teapawt.net/scotzine/status/766293…
So Lescott is heading north for a medical at Rangers tomorrow. Hill, Wilson, Kiernan, Lescott.... I've seen oil tankers turn faster.
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I WOULD JUST LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'LL BE SIGNING FOR RANGERS ONCE JOHN EUSTACE GIVES ME THE PEN BACK.
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Who would win in a race? RT - Josh Windass car ❤️ - My car
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ALTOGETHER NOW THE CRY WAS NO SURRENDER
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