Lesser Known Cryptids

ALT A hand-painted wooden sign hanging on the inside of a glass door. Text on sign reads "Morrison Joe - Hot - Coffee - Iced". Attached to the sign to one side of the text is a white wooden bear, with a tuft of dark grey fur around its neck.

ALT A brown pickup truck, with two lamps packed in the bed. The lamps have white shades, and their positioning next to each other gives them the appearance of a pair of eyeballs staring toward the viewer.

ALT A packaged air freshener, branded with the URL "www.DogSpeakCards.com". Air freshener design is in the shape of a dog, splattered with brown muck, with the words "Smelly Dog" printed below.

ALT A packaged plastic toy of a trailer truck with a green triceratops' head in place of the cab. The truck's trailer is transparent, and visible inside are two plastic dinosaur figurines. Text on package reads "Triceratops Mini Hauler".

ALT A bag of Chamberlain Coffee brand ceremonial grade matcha powder. Packaging features an illustration of a green gecko with black spots, with its body encircling a cup of green liquid with a straw inside.

ALT A shop window propped in which is a red bicycle, wrapped in Christmas lights. Arranged on the bicycle are four plush dolls of Kermit the Frog, wearing Santa caps and with red bows tied around their necks. The Kermit dolls are seated haphazardly on the bike in a manner which would certainly violate road safety guidelines.

ALT A roadside sign separated into sections listing the names of several businesses in a shopping center.

ALT Close up on one of the sign sections. Text reads "Kids & Family Dentistry - Medicade & CHP+ and Most Insurance". Next to text is an image of an anthropomorphic cartoon tooth, with arms and a smiling face; the tooth's roots are crossed beneath it like a pair of legs, and it is leaning on a toothbrush like a staff.

ALT A package of "Fresh Bellies" brand infant fruit snacks, "Two to Mango" variety. Illustration on package depicts two child-like figures wearing yellow bodysuits, with large mango-shaped heads through holes in the center of which their round, blushing human faces are visible.

ALT Close up on one of the figures. A text bubble next to their head reads: "Crunch, Crunch".

ALT An orb-shaped Christmas tree ornament, painted with an image of an orange bearded dragon lizard wearing a red Santa cap and a white beard, beneath the words "Dragon Claus".

ALT A red cardboard box with an image on the front of a cartoon fir tree, wearing a red Santa Claus cap, with large eyes and a wide smile visible through its branches. A logo in the upper left corner reads "Douglas Fir, the Talking Tree", and a speech bubble next to the tree on the front of the box reads "Hi! I am Douglas Fir, The Animated Talking Christmas Tree!"