
#Didyouseethechequeshesabouttoget? Hostage of the church of Sabalenktology
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#EOB campaign has started! @SabalenkaA Riyadh REDEMPTION
Getting it done it straights 💪
Sabalenka opens her year-end finals campaign with a clean win.
#FAGEWTAFinalsIndianWells
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woah qinwen is so much like li na teapawt.net/foquinna/status/212008…
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"i wouldn't be seduced by a spy" you were seduced by a phd program
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Sabalenka said she “likes to play against Muchová cause it feels like a battle of tennis IQs” Girl…Girl😳😳😭😭
and every time lenka just show up its 5 optaAce stats! Let alone when she wins the first round match or makes another semi
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madison keys doing a backflip mid point to distract her opponent is honestly disgusting
Thierry's faja jokes the first thing to make me laugh since Miami. I haven't smiled since then
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You see how mumma stomach flat! We got her TIGHT IN THAT SHAPE WEAR
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that only top 10 win being washed iga makes everything funnier, like she rlly had free food presented to her everywhere 🗿
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Let’s break down her year:
For her Adelaide title her highest ranked opponent was Mboko at 17
At AO the first person inside the top 50 she versed she lost to
Qatar had a top 15 loss
Dubai and Indian Wells I’ll give her grace as she was defending and the pressure can really build up
Miami first player inside the top 30 she plays she lost to
Linz she won having beaten nobody inside the top 25
Stuttgart she beat a washed Iga and then lost to Elena
Madrid she made the final versing nobody inside the top 25 and then lost to Marta who was her first top 25 opponent
Rome she made the QFs versing nobody inside the top 20 and then lost to Coco
At Roland Garros 4 of her 7 opponents were outside the top 100 including the person she faced in the final
She had a rough Wimbledon-US Open
US Open again made it to the QFs having faced no one inside the top 20 and then lost to Coco
Beijing didn’t verse a single person inside the top 25 the whole tournament and still didn’t win the title (although Zheng is a tough opponent so no shame losing there)
For the year she went 1-5 against Top 10 opponents and was 10-10 against Top 25 opponents.
Having said all of this, I don’t actually dislike her and I hope she can continue to improve but she is NOT who yall make her out to be
Coming out hard like 88
Make a bitch levitate
babyface savage bitch - I don't play patticake
Charms in the carrot cake, Karats in the patek face
Cop a new coup, no top - That's Caliway
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But low and behold she'll be up like god knows what vs lenka
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Let’s break down her year:
For her Adelaide title her highest ranked opponent was Mboko at 17
At AO the first person inside the top 50 she versed she lost to
Qatar had a top 15 loss
Dubai and Indian Wells I’ll give her grace as she was defending and the pressure can really build up
Miami first player inside the top 30 she plays she lost to
Linz she won having beaten nobody inside the top 25
Stuttgart she beat a washed Iga and then lost to Elena
Madrid she made the final versing nobody inside the top 25 and then lost to Marta who was her first top 25 opponent
Rome she made the QFs versing nobody inside the top 20 and then lost to Coco
At Roland Garros 4 of her 7 opponents were outside the top 100 including the person she faced in the final
She had a rough Wimbledon-US Open
US Open again made it to the QFs having faced no one inside the top 20 and then lost to Coco
Beijing didn’t verse a single person inside the top 25 the whole tournament and still didn’t win the title (although Zheng is a tough opponent so no shame losing there)
For the year she went 1-5 against Top 10 opponents and was 10-10 against Top 25 opponents.
Having said all of this, I don’t actually dislike her and I hope she can continue to improve but she is NOT who yall make her out to be
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I know when Hudson said thank you Kylie Jenner for the food at the MET #her blood was boiling beyond boiling point



















