James Poling

Just realized anyone wearing "and1" shoes looks like a giant toy owned by a precocious little girl named Andi

RIP Oderus Urungus. I saw Gwar when I was 15 and was never quite the same ever again. #PenguinAttack #GorGor

80's comedian go-to's : Asian stereotypes, lispy gay voice, airplane travel, and the ever popular "my dad didn't love me". Oh and a blazer.

Note to fellow honky's: blackface still isn't cool #halloweencostume

Julian Lennon, actual Paul McCartney, George Harrison's son, Ringo Starr #TimetravelingBeatles

"@TapDetroitcom: TapDetroit.com's 31 movies for the 31 - James T. Poling - fb.me/VW3kSnkN" #ShamelessSelfPromotion

Can we all just admit that Elijah Wood has really adorable eyes. #mantalk

Ppppppppffffffttttttttpppppppppttttttttttttt...pftttt. #soundsmybuttmakes

Deciding which mask to wear to a costume ball that doesn't make you look like Zorro #Zorroproblems

"Here man, you can use my pen." #thingsyoushouldhavetoldZorrolike5secondsago

I don't think I'm boasting when I say I would make an amazing anteater

Me to my boner this morning: "really, bro?"

Every time I watch Real Sex now I think "I used to mastubate to THIS?"

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@MannyWordsmith man it's been sooo hot today #waitingforOctober

If someone offered you pooptoast but promised it was made of foooooooood, would you ask for butter and jelly?

DJ Moondancer vs James Tea on Elitist Geezer Punk Radio on tapdetroit.com...right the fuck now!!!

Geezer Punk Radio @TapDetroitcom The Exploited/ Theatre Of Hate/ Big D & The Kids Table tonite at 7pm