lazy beat reporters are dogs who pee on the carpet and this Twitter account is my spray bottle
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RIP MAGA. You were retarded and bad and made us all stupider and poorer and wasted a decade+ of our lives, but at least you pardoned a bunch of criminals.
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Insanely good game.
One of the things that jumped out to me, outside of Purdy + Evans' connection on the go ahead drive....SF ran the ball on Seattle in a way we don't usually see--58% success rate btwn CMC and Black. This Niners ground game is so much better than it was last year.
Why you gotta bring a lawyer into this
.@ShariffLawFirm Texans Injury Update:
#32 RB David Montgomery is questionable with a groin injury.
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You picked Prediction Markets over Best Ball Fantasy Drafts in my state. So, my in-season money goes to DraftKings.
It’s You, Not Me. Thanks. @underdog @UnderdogDrafts
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Texans designated WR Tank Dell to return from injured reserve, and he is practicing today.
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Cost adjusted, Chuba Hubbard was one of the best 10-15 picks in fantasy this year. Regardless of the injury to his backup (which was completely irrelevant btw)
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“Fuck you! Fuck you!”
Yikes @NFL @NFLOfficiating
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On in-breaking routes through three games, Makai Lemon is averaging 3.8 yards of separation, according to Next Gen Stats.
That ranks 17th among all qualifying wide receivers and first among rookies.
Use. Him. In. The. Right. Way.
