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Joined February 2011
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I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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“Dad, why is my name Joao Morgan Palmer”
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omg they even went on double dates 😭
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How fucking lazy do you have to be to this. Fat twats. Either enjoy being fat or eat in a calorie deficit
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Eat in a calorie deficit and move around more. It’s that simple.
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13.6km/h for 20+ minutes, the guys a freak
🚨📲 Mohamed Salah on Instagram: 34 years of age and on holiday, it doesn’t matter for Mohamed Salah, he will put that work in 💪😤
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🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso signed his contract earlier today at Chelsea, everything completed. ✍🏼 The agreement until June 2030 is done, sealed and will be announced in the next hours. Xabi’s contract to run from July 1st but set to start working immediately also on transfers.
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🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣
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🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso will be announced as new Chelsea manager very soon on a FOUR year contract, valid until June 2030. Everything agreed as Xabi will be in London in the next days to start this new chapter. Understand he’ll be very much involved in Chelsea summer transfer plans.
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🔵🇧🇷 Estêvão’s contract at Chelsea is valid until June 2033, as reported last year when deal was agreed. ⤵️
🚨🔵 EXCL: Chelsea have signed all documents for Willian Estevão, deal sealed! Final conditions ⤵️ ◉ €34m fixed fee. ◉ €6m add-ons based on apps with Palmeiras. ◉ €17m add-ons based on being multiseason starter at #CFC. ◉ €4m difficult add-ons. Contract until 2033 🇧🇷
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since this tweet, ten hag got sacked twice
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What a load of fuckin shite
Hospital food for dinner in today’s ⁦@NHS⁩ 6 chips = carbs Mushy peas = carbs Breadcrumbed fish = carbs + some protein How is this supposed to fuel recovery in vulnerable sick people?
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WHAT PHASE IS YOUR KEBAB IN FELLA? 💀
Replying to @leegx82
Once again Lee, this phase stuff isn’t funny
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OH MY ESTÊVÃO 🤯 https://teapawt.net/t.co/fKvNtqbqH4 (via @DAZNFootball)
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Lowkey needed this humble so our board can make some serious signings
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⭐️🇧🇷 Two games, two Man of the Match Awards for Palmeiras gem Willian Estêvão at FIFA Club World Cup… …and he’s joining Chelsea from July, ready for season 2025/26. 💙🕺🏾
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🎙️🇮🇹Tommaso Starace "McTominay? Exceptional — he understood what it means to be in Naples, just like Mertens did. He has a big heart. Ciro invited me tomorrow to his honorary citizenship ceremony — I can’t miss it." [@kisskissnapoli]
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Delap nicked 12 goals off 9xG for 19th place in the league People think he’s going to struggle in a team who dropped 120 big chances I’m sorry that is pure stupidity
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WHAT PHASE IS MARESCA IN? 💀
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