It was all going so well until a few monkeys got too smart
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Happy Birthday Sir David Attenborough.
Thank you sir for all the wonderful educational television shows you have helped bring to us.
They will be enjoyed forever.
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I asked my boss for a raise and he said ‘I’ll think about it.’ Three days later he sent me a calendar invite titled ‘Performance Review: Why You’re Lucky to Still Have a Job.
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My phone provider charged me $47 for ‘network maintenance’ this month. Customer service said it’s ‘mandatory’ and they can’t remove it.
I just found out my local grocery store has been charging me for plastic bags for two years… even though I’ve been using the same reusable ones the entire time. They just admitted it and offered me a $40 gift card to shut up about it.
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Coming to think about it, our life quests are quite different depending on genetics and upbringing and it's quite retarded to think otherwise.
e.g. Musk's life quests might be..
Dominate the e.v. market
Get to Mars
Impregnate 100's of women without ever touching one