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Lauren Festa

@Lfest

I am a girl, not a festival. Books, Jokes and Ice Cream. All opinions are my own.

 New York
Joined April 2009
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar3 Nov 2024
Obama: "You know why gas was so cheap? Because there was a global lockdown during covid and nobody was driving, and he's talking about it like it was the good old days!"
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Democrats tonight:
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sophie
@netcapgirl2 Nov 2024
yours 30s are crazy because some friends are getting married, some are starting companies and others are building dashboards to give executives deeper insight into critical business functions
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So... It wasn't Joe Biden, The Supply Chain, or Shoplifting... It was corporate greed... Are you surprised?
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS23 Oct 2024
Target is lowering prices on more than 2,000 items in an effort to win back cash-strapped customers for the holiday season. They plan to cut prices for some food and beverages, essentials, and other items.
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The 2024 Mets whenever they’re on the brink of elimination
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I call upon you again my Lord & Savior. Please save us from elimination 🕯️
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Ben Yoel
@Ben_Yoel16 Oct 2024
Mets are back home tonight for Game 3. You know what that means.
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SNY Mets
@SNY_Mets16 Oct 2024
Times Square this morning 🟣
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Play That Pop (@PlayThatPop) profile picturePlay That Pop
@PlayThatPop11 Oct 2024
What’s the most iconic purple outfit ever worn ?
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she can fly to mars but elon musk could never write this
Bloomberg TV (@BloombergTV) profile pictureBloomberg TV
@BloombergTV11 Oct 2024
"For space companies, you are reliant on connectivity. Contact with space is stuck in a different era." @NorthwoodSpace CEO @bridgitmendler details how they hope to revolutionize satellite communications, which have not changed since the 1960s trib.al/vyosVSH
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ᵐᵉʰᵉᵏ@m3h3k__11 Oct 2024
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maddie, hot dog enthusiast (@damnitmadeline) profile picturemaddie, hot dog enthusiast@damnitmadeline11 Oct 2024
Yesterday I said to my kindergarteners “alright my little noodles” and one of my boys whispered to himself in wonder “I’m spaghetti?”
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Tim Healey@timbhealey12 Oct 2024
Jose Iglesias said he put Pitbull in touch with Mets people in case he wants to make a postseason appearance/throw out a first pitch.
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michael@FilledwithUrine11 Oct 2024
the northern lights are breathtaking
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not lena@bluegreytan4 Oct 2024
no matter how bad your year is just remember that athena grant nash is having a worse one
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Slamcisco@garbage_mets3 Oct 2024
Please sir.
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𝑪𝑱 🫧@iamcjayy_2 Oct 2024
As a friend, I'm never tired of your life. I hate when my friends say, "I don't want to keep bothering you with the same issue." If it weighs on your chest every day, SPILL. Call me, text me, anytime, any day. I'm here.
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bobby
@bobbylikesbeers24 Sep 2024
“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours
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Chris Bakke
@ChrisJBakke23 Sep 2024
John Mulaney got paid $2M to show up to Dreamforce and say this:
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chase@_chase_____21 Sep 2024
two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg we should totally start a pamphlet”
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